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Lieutenant at 07:48 AM JST - 30th October

wild house parties

It's all a bit much for you isn't it. How about another game of go or shogi in the basement?

Posted in Tokyo police, rail authorities hope to scare Halloween pranksters at 07:48 AM JST - 30th October
Lieutenant at 07:38 AM JST - 30th October

What can be done about it? I'm going to shrug my shoulders. Maybe someone else will deal with it. I've got enough confrontation in my life as it is.

Posted in Why are food scandals surfacing one after another and what can be done about it? at 07:38 AM JST - 30th October
Lieutenant at 07:14 AM JST - 30th October

Actress Satomi Ishihara, 21, will release her new calendar for 2009 on Nov 9.

Yes that's one way to put it. Calendar has been on sale since October 4th, and is a real disappointment.

http://www.jbox.com/PRODUCT/CL15-09

But she will be in Shibuya from 12.30, where you can shake her hand and…

Posted in Satomi Ishihara introduces new calendar for 2009 at 07:14 AM JST - 30th October
Lieutenant at 02:25 PM JST - 29th October

A young woman demonstrates an emergency phone installed in a vending machine in Toyohashi, Aichi Prefecture

Yeah work that phone baby.

Posted in Vending machine at 02:25 PM JST - 29th October
Lieutenant at 02:17 PM JST - 29th October

I'll take two Cokes and one Aquarius. And one Soken Bicha, so I can grow up looking like a woman.

Posted in Vending machine at 02:17 PM JST - 29th October
Lieutenant at 02:13 PM JST - 29th October

So arrest the little punks already.

Posted in Vending machine at 02:13 PM JST - 29th October
Lieutenant at 02:07 PM JST - 29th October

I think it should be mentioned, that Yoki Mori, 23, is unemployed.

That is all.

Posted in Woman arrested for assaulting female taxi driver in Miyazaki at 02:07 PM JST - 29th October
Lieutenant at 01:14 PM JST - 29th October

Everything the Japanese do and say makes sense, if you are prepared to disconnect yourself from reality and the way the rest of the world operates.

Praise the sexy Shaku to the roof, even if it means making sexually suggestive remarks - don't worry, they will be overlooked, or even…

Posted in Shaku, Oizumi pick up 'Best Formalist' awards at 01:14 PM JST - 29th October
Lieutenant at 01:02 PM JST - 29th October

But I won't miss him. Down with the Giants. They will not only lose the upcoming Japan Series, but they will die.

Posted in Injury-hit Giants outfielder Takahashi to miss Japan Series at 01:02 PM JST - 29th October
Lieutenant at 11:41 AM JST - 29th October

So much better than that all-too-casual Jeanist award.

今回の副賞には「ワンナイトクルーズ」がついてくるが、一緒に行く人について大泉さんが「やった～。親ですね」と話すと、釈さんは「リップサービスで『釈さん』と言ってくれるかと思ったのに。フラレた気分」と話した。

The pair also won a one-night cruise, and when asked who Oizumi would take with him, he said his parents. The sexy, sexy Shaku then said she thought he would at least pay some lip-service and say he'd take her, and…

Posted in Shaku, Oizumi pick up 'Best Formalist' awards at 11:41 AM JST - 29th October