MagnusGarstin said...

MagnusGarstin at 03:54 PM JST - 8th November

The ever-omnipotent Roughneck said:

J Cop...I want them to attend other cases too! Not all J policemen should go manhunt for 1 case.

Don't worry old boy - judging by their startling success in this case so far, your wonderful police have only actually assigned one semi-retired, slightly senile ex-traffic…

Posted in Police release photo of Ichihashi's new look at 03:54 PM JST - 8th November
MagnusGarstin at 02:12 AM JST - 7th November

An officer noticed a foul smell

Probably just the sergeant dropping his guts in the koban and, too ashamed to admit that he'd cut the cheese, he blamed it on some guy dropping off his undrinkable green tea.

Posted in Man wanted for putting poison bottle outside police box at 02:12 AM JST - 7th November
MagnusGarstin at 02:43 PM JST - 6th November

Roughneck said:

This case is getting too much focus than what it should get. There are many many unsolved murder cases, this doesn't deserve to be any special because the parents of the victim is rich foreigner and media savvy.

"Ahem" Are you Japanese, being deliberately provocative, slightly simple -…

Posted in Police release photo of Ichihashi's new look at 02:43 PM JST - 6th November
MagnusGarstin at 01:45 PM JST - 6th November

The National Police Agency raised the cash reward for information leading to Ichihashi’s arrest from 1 million to 10 million yen in June this year.

Shouldn't that read

**"Ichihashi's parents raised cash pay-off for assistance in concealing, aiding and abetting their son whilst on the run from 2 million to…

Posted in Police release photo of Ichihashi's new look at 01:45 PM JST - 6th November
MagnusGarstin at 12:58 AM JST - 6th November

1981, a little boy was killed during an iai (sword-drawing) demonstration because the "master" had forgotten to check that the itsy-bitsy bamboo peg that holds the whole, deadly Japanese sword together wasn't broken.

Swing.......whoops, it's gone through his head!!

These martial arts types (both Japanese and foreign) had better wise…

Posted in 16-year-old boy in grave condition after being hit by arrow between eyes at 12:58 AM JST - 6th November
MagnusGarstin at 02:30 PM JST - 5th November

And the J-cops told her father this guy was probably dead. What a farce!

I'm only surprised they didn't try to convince Mr Hawker it was all just a bad dream - that he didn't really have a daughter at all.

They'd probably think "Ha - this worked on "Dallas"…

Posted in Ichihashi also tried to get cosmetic surgery in Fukuoka at 02:30 PM JST - 5th November
MagnusGarstin at 02:09 PM JST - 5th November

As I've already said in the related thread on this subject:

I wonder who paid for all that very expensive cosmetic surgery?

Ooooooh......could it be his extremely rich mother and father who have probably been helping him financially and otherwise for the past 2 years?

Nah...that would be just too…

Posted in Hawker murder suspect Ichihashi had cosmetic surgery in Nagoya at 02:09 PM JST - 5th November
MagnusGarstin at 01:56 PM JST - 5th November

If his plastic surgery and facial enhancements included blond hair and blue eyes, the police will probably pull him in soon for a faulty bicycle light and then - who knows - they may accidentally match up his finger-prints and claim a brilliant piece of police detective work!

Posted in Ichihashi also tried to get cosmetic surgery in Fukuoka at 01:56 PM JST - 5th November
MagnusGarstin at 01:49 PM JST - 5th November

I wonder who paid for all that very expensive cosmetic surgery?

Ooooooh......could it be his extremely rich mother and father who have probably been helping him financially and otherwise for the past 2 years?

Nah...that would be just too obvious, wouldn't it?

Posted in Ichihashi also tried to get cosmetic surgery in Fukuoka at 01:49 PM JST - 5th November
MagnusGarstin at 12:15 PM JST - 5th November

The Marion said of Okinawa:

Today we have 37 Bases and we do things that are really none of your business, but we are still working in the best interests of the Ryukyuan people

Bravo sir! That is the finest example of Bush/American foreign policy I've heard in a long…

Posted in U.S. warns Japan against reneging on Okinawa base relocation deal at 12:15 PM JST - 5th November