MichaelJP said...

MichaelJP at 06:49 PM JST - 29th April

"Grand Cordon of the Order of the Rising Sun" and "Orders of the Sacred Treasure"

Paging Nicolas Cage, your next movie script is ready.

Posted in Gov't to grant decorations to 4,000, including 51 foreigners at 06:49 PM JST - 29th April
MichaelJP at 06:44 PM JST - 29th April

Everybody panic!!!!

Posted in Virulent H5N1 bird flu confirmed in dead swans in Akita at 06:44 PM JST - 29th April
MichaelJP at 09:07 AM JST - 26th April

Police are jumping on someone as I type.

It would be interesting to get a few thousand Japanese in China to stand by the road waving huge Japanese flags.

Posted in Nagano Oympic torch relay ends; 5 arrested, 4 injured after protests at 09:07 AM JST - 26th April
MichaelJP at 09:01 AM JST - 26th April

The management at WILLCOM must be insane. What next? IBM's mainframe z/OS on a digital rectal probe? Only Apple could pull that off.

Posted in Vista OS smart phone at 09:01 AM JST - 26th April
MichaelJP at 08:55 AM JST - 26th April

Be thankful you weren't in the U.S. Struggling against an office would get you an immediate Tasering and probable charges of assault.

Posted in Roughed up by the cops in Shinjuku at 08:55 AM JST - 26th April
MichaelJP at 07:23 PM JST - 22nd April

Is Scientology legal in Japan??? I need to start my own cult. Chicks dig cult leaders.

Posted in Why do people join cults? at 07:23 PM JST - 22nd April
MichaelJP at 04:26 PM JST - 19th April

available only for Windows 2000 or above. Macintosh users can use it as a USB memory without encryption

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Posted in 16G USB memory with encryption function at 04:26 PM JST - 19th April
MichaelJP at 09:37 AM JST - 19th April

Does any of the readers of this blog have any idea how or where the lines are that seperate Japan from Russia

Here's a good map: http://tinyurl.com/noqoh The disputed islands are those just off the northeast coast of Hokkaido, only 25km I think.

Posted in ASDF scrambled jets 307 times in 2007, mostly for Russian planes at 09:37 AM JST - 19th April
MichaelJP at 08:50 AM JST - 19th April

The Chinese propaganda is strong in this thread. China will not gain back the respect of the world and of the more mature nations through attacks on the common people of the world who have simply had enough of the threats and abuse. Bullies often fall hard. Remember that.

Posted in Tension mounts in Nagano about hosting Olympic torch relay at 08:50 AM JST - 19th April
MichaelJP at 08:31 AM JST - 19th April

Sounds harder than trying to chat up women. At least Western bosses are far more approachable and open to conversation... up until the week before they have to dismiss you due to massive financial losses, and only then do you get the cold treatment no doubt borne of embaressment and…

Posted in Dealing with a difficult boss at 08:31 AM JST - 19th April