MrMukatsuku said...

MrMukatsuku at 12:00 PM JST - 11th September

Oh goody, will they be selling rice?

Posted in Aeon to launch trial food discount store in Tokyo at 12:00 PM JST - 11th September
MrMukatsuku at 11:55 AM JST - 11th September

Just another 22 and they can use a new phone every day

Posted in 343 mobile handsets stolen from DoCoMo shops in Ibaraki at 11:55 AM JST - 11th September
MrMukatsuku at 11:31 AM JST - 11th September

Well the doom-sayers are the only bosons found so far!

Posted in World's largest particle accelerator starts operation at 11:31 AM JST - 11th September
MrMukatsuku at 08:23 AM JST - 11th September

I am horrible at remembering dialogue

Therein lies your answer...

Posted in Marie spreads a bit of cheer at 08:23 AM JST - 11th September
MrMukatsuku at 11:05 PM JST - 10th September

The US has essentially written off japan

Ah well, never mind. Time to get into Chinas pocket... literally.

Posted in Japan's economic stagnation will continue with new PM at 11:05 PM JST - 10th September
MrMukatsuku at 04:57 PM JST - 7th September

checks will be extended to a maximum 24 months from the current 13 months, allowing electric power firms to run their unsafe nuclear power plants continuously for a longer duration of time

More time for contaminents leak into the environment, and its a longer time before they are discovered having…

Posted in New subsidies planned for reducing safety checks of nuclear plants at 04:57 PM JST - 7th September
MrMukatsuku at 05:21 PM JST - 5th September

Altria@

WENDY coupon runs out you don't get de burger

Posted in Public prosecutor arrested over burger coupon fight in Kyoto at 05:21 PM JST - 5th September
MrMukatsuku at 04:14 PM JST - 31st August

Japanese examiners show no weakening in academic skills

If you wanted to stay employed - Would you tell your boss that you couldn't do your job?

Slacken the marking criteria and hey presto - everyone's a genius.

Posted in Japanese kids show no weakening in academic skills: national exam at 04:14 PM JST - 31st August
MrMukatsuku at 06:08 PM JST - 27th August

Women like movies where one person dies very slowly.

Men like movies where lots of people die very quickly.

Posted in Movie industry enjoying 'die-and-cry' boom at 06:08 PM JST - 27th August
MrMukatsuku at 11:39 AM JST - 26th August

@ppayne

It's like having a childish teenager around.

China - mum: "Play nicely with the other nations darling." SK - teen: Rolls eyes, stomps foot, retreats to the bedroom and turns up the stereo. US - dad: "Don't make me come up there!"

Posted in S Korea to complain over use of 'Sea of Japan' in Olympic closing ceremony at 11:39 AM JST - 26th August