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  • Nessie at 03:14 PM JST - 4th September

    Usually it's just as incoherent when you can read that missing kanji.

    Posted in No longer lost in translation at 03:14 PM JST - 4th September

  • Nessie at 03:08 PM JST - 4th September

    All knives are "cutter knives", except maybe pate knives and putty knives. Do they mean "razor knife"?

    Posted in Man slashes two men with cutter knife after attempting to steal 91-year-old woman's bag in Tokyo at 03:08 PM JST - 4th September

  • Nessie at 03:06 PM JST - 4th September

    One of these things is not like the other. Hint: sponsor is lux.

    Posted in Lux 2008 Shine Awards at 03:06 PM JST - 4th September

  • Nessie at 11:30 PM JST - 3rd September

    9 out of 10 women I asked about Yuriko today said they cant stand her and don't want a female PM.

    Try it again with Eiko Koike.

    Posted in Koike emerges as contender for prime minister at 11:30 PM JST - 3rd September

  • Nessie at 04:20 PM JST - 3rd September

    Au contraire, DanMan. Those ARE the droids I'm looking for. ;)

    Posted in Pool party at 04:20 PM JST - 3rd September

  • Nessie at 04:18 PM JST - 3rd September

    Mom said "abstinence."

    Daughter heard "obstinance."

    Posted in Heat is on for McCain, Palin at 04:18 PM JST - 3rd September

  • Nessie at 04:16 PM JST - 3rd September

    I'd like to see a Best Engrishist award.

    Posted in Best jeanists at 04:16 PM JST - 3rd September

  • Nessie at 04:15 PM JST - 3rd September

    At first I couldn't understand the meaning of "so far". But when I asked my retired policeman friend, he said that many other victims haven't come forward, and might never do so. I misinterpreted it to mean they'd be let go and do more of the same, heaven forbid.

    You…

    Posted in Two rape suspects in custody linked to more than 30 assaults at 04:15 PM JST - 3rd September

  • Nessie at 04:09 PM JST - 3rd September

    Surprised they didn't go with the immaculate conception defence, which has been known to work at least once before.

    Posted in Heat is on for McCain, Palin at 04:09 PM JST - 3rd September

  • Nessie at 04:04 PM JST - 3rd September

    I'm surprised the GOP hasn't blamed the pregnancy on John Edwards.

    Posted in McCain defends VP pick at 04:04 PM JST - 3rd September

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