Nessie said...

Nessie at 05:02 PM JST - 29th August

Isn't there a max height limit on flight attendants? Which would make the idea of a basketball team kinda absurd.

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Nessie at 02:45 PM JST - 29th August

'pseudoscience' is a widely accepted reality, and supported by a large consensus of the World's most respected climatologists, not to mention the scientific community as a whole

The point is that you can't generalize from one case, or even a dozen cases. Global warming is real. But not every severe…

Posted in 1 dead, 3 missing after heavy rain hits central, eastern Japan at 02:45 PM JST - 29th August
Nessie at 02:43 PM JST - 29th August

Unusual downpours, unususal weather worldwide. Global warming is kicking in, and we`d better be prepared for big changes in our lives

There's also that mysterious global warming that kicks in every May. Luckily, there's global cooling in September. But then right back at us with global warming in May.

Posted in 1 dead, 3 missing after heavy rain hits central, eastern Japan at 02:43 PM JST - 29th August
Nessie at 12:29 AM JST - 29th August

If only everyone else were equally reluctant...

Posted in Model Moe Oshikiri reluctant to talk about baseball player boyfriend at 12:29 AM JST - 29th August
Nessie at 08:38 PM JST - 28th August

Could have been attempted murder. Cops always just say suicide first off.

Not even the LDP is that inept.

Posted in Lawmaker Sugimura's secretary hangs himself; in serious condition at 08:38 PM JST - 28th August
Nessie at 02:33 PM JST - 28th August

Excellent. Great publicity for her, and she didn't even have to punch any papparazzi.

Posted in Celine Dion to sing theme song in Japanese for Japanese film at 02:33 PM JST - 28th August
Nessie at 02:32 PM JST - 28th August

The "gain weight" injunction usually resolves itself with time.

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Nessie at 01:13 AM JST - 28th August

Like in Saw?

Posted in Movie industry enjoying 'die-and-cry' boom at 01:13 AM JST - 28th August
Nessie at 05:00 PM JST - 27th August

How many teen tricks does 300,000 yen work out to?

Posted in Ex-cop fined Y300,000 for running teenage prostitution in Fukuoka at 05:00 PM JST - 27th August
Nessie at 04:58 PM JST - 27th August

Kirin if yer beerin'. Kirin Smooth if yer beering but havin' trouble steerin'.

Posted in Kirin to launch new beer with higher alcoholic content at 04:58 PM JST - 27th August