Nessie said...

Nessie at 03:06 PM JST - 27th May

Thanks for the update, Mod.

Wow, I had a vivid nightmare of this just two nights ago. Being stuck in a sinking car.

Posted in 6 family members killed as minivan plunges into sea in Kumamoto at 03:06 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 03:03 PM JST - 27th May

"Many men think love is a pair of tits and that's it.

I agree with Delpy. There's so much more. There should be a frying pan and an iron in there somewhere, too.

Posted in Delpy probes modern love at 03:03 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 02:59 PM JST - 27th May

Exactly, Cleo.

Gaijin-san, otsuri nan desuyo!"

Ten'in baba, ogyougi warui desuyo.

Posted in Do you consider the word "gaijin" racist? at 02:59 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 02:55 PM JST - 27th May

The finder should've padded it out with coriander seeds and oregano to bring the weight up to 200 grams, then given it back, and then told customs: "Here's your 200 grams of weed. You mean he told you it was only 142 grams? Riiiiight..."

Posted in Unsuspecting passenger returns cannabis after sniffer dog test botched at Narita at 02:55 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 02:50 PM JST - 27th May

Bottle of champagne: 10,000 yen Study abroad: 1,000,000 yen Dumping your sodai-gomi husband for a credit card sponsorship: Priceless.

Posted in Actress Shinobu Otake appears in MasterCard commercial at 02:50 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 02:46 PM JST - 27th May

Carey has a 7-octave range, meaning she is able to go from an A2 (eight full-scaled keys below the lowest possible note on a piano) to a G7#-note

Sure, Jeff. And I have a 14-inch pianist! ;) There's no possible way she has that range, particularly at the low end.…

Posted in at 02:46 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 02:39 PM JST - 27th May
A extremely dangerous narcotic was returned

Just a few questions, RR.
1. What's the lethal dose of this etremely dangerous narcotic?
2. What is the pharmacological category of this extremely dangerous narcotic whose pharmacological category is not "narcotic"?
3. Which is more addictive: nicotine or weed?
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It's only extremely…
Posted in Unsuspecting passenger returns cannabis after sniffer dog test botched at Narita at 02:39 PM JST - 27th May
Nessie at 11:09 PM JST - 26th May

Blv,

Didn't see it. Sorry. See you in court!

Posted in Actress Rosa Kato campaigns for 'CHANGE' at 11:09 PM JST - 26th May
Nessie at 11:03 PM JST - 26th May

No gloves = Not a proper campaign = Doesn't get my vote.

And "CHANGE" should be lowercase, unless it's an acronym fer, I dunno, maybe like "Cannabailistic Human Androgenous Ninja Giraffe Exhibitionists." In which case she does get my vote, even sans gloves.

Posted in Actress Rosa Kato campaigns for 'CHANGE' at 11:03 PM JST - 26th May
Nessie at 10:54 PM JST - 26th May

her and her partner’s sex play had been so unrelenting...that finally she passed out

Something like this once happened to...er...a friend of mine, but in his apartment. After the deed, he hears a crash from the shower. It was one of those ancient showers with hard tile floors and a…

Posted in at 10:54 PM JST - 26th May