Nessie said...

Nessie at 05:07 PM JST - 14th May

Didn't believe the Jews are the chosen people, so he refused the presidency of Israel. Smartest thing he ever did.

Posted in Belief in God 'childish,' Jews not chosen people: Einstein letter at 05:07 PM JST - 14th May
Nessie at 05:04 PM JST - 14th May

I was forced to do this as well, but it was due to the airline's food. Do I have a case?

You have a case, Blvtzpk. A case of the runs.

Posted in Man sues JetBlue, saying pilot made him sit on toilet seat for most of flight at 05:04 PM JST - 14th May
Nessie at 05:03 PM JST - 14th May

I would think a belief that space aliens are here among us would not only fail to contradict faith in God, it would be downright amenable to faith in God...in addition to faith in unicorns and other imaginary beings.

Posted in Vatican: Believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God at 05:03 PM JST - 14th May
Nessie at 05:01 PM JST - 14th May

Pope John Paul declared in 1992 that the ruling against Galileo was an error resulting from “tragic mutual incomprehension.”

Galileo comprehending the universe. The Church comprehending how to preserve its monopoly on Truth.

Posted in Vatican: Believing in aliens does not contradict faith in God at 05:01 PM JST - 14th May
Nessie at 04:57 PM JST - 13th May

Here they will get a deep bow and Im guessing the officers will get a slap on the wrist.

They'll also have to pay token condolence money, too, most likely. Now we know why the cops are so against videotaping questioning sessions.

Posted in Cops under fire for giving cigarette, lighter to kerosene-soaked man at 04:57 PM JST - 13th May
Nessie at 03:22 PM JST - 13th May

Doesn't Cameron Diaz count?

Posted in This is the first time the historic fashion house has had a cartoon character model in its entire collection. at 03:22 PM JST - 13th May
Nessie at 03:16 PM JST - 13th May

Let's hope he's read the Constitution, like Ron Paul has.

Posted in Libertarian Barr announces run for U.S. president at 03:16 PM JST - 13th May
Nessie at 03:13 PM JST - 13th May

That explains why the bucho's been on the health kick pounding ten veggie drinks over lunch. Helps him segue into the afternoon nap in the parking lot.

Posted in Asahi, Kagome to launch fizzy, low-alcohol vegetable drink at 03:13 PM JST - 13th May
Nessie at 03:07 PM JST - 13th May

Baba, yeah, that's it in a word: selfishness.

Posted in Man arrested for killing ex-wife in Fukushima after crashing into her car at 03:07 PM JST - 13th May
Nessie at 03:38 PM JST - 12th May

Unless the gaijin gal is rather attractive, most of them are rather hard-up and bitter in my experience.

And needlessly so. With a little effort *they *can do fine. But too often they don't make they effort. They're women, is the thinking, why should THEY have to make the effort?

Posted in Foreign women in Japan sometimes remark how hard it is to get a date with foreign men. What are your views on this? at 03:38 PM JST - 12th May