Nessie said...

Nessie at 05:15 PM JST - 7th November

'Congratulations, you are first kokujin president'

LOL, Pro, you've nailed it in one! I would say that Aso added "Be very very care in you unsafety biorensu kantorii, Mr. Kokujin Purejidento Obama-sama."

Posted in Aso among 9 leaders to speak with Obama on phone at 05:15 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 05:12 PM JST - 7th November

How about a zero tolerance law and actually follow through with it.

What, like summary execution on suspicion of the offense, with the penalty extending to additional generations of blood relatives. I think were talking about "low tolerance," not "zero tolerance."

Posted in 22-year-old bar host held over fatal hit-and-run in Osaka at 05:12 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 04:44 PM JST - 7th November

Rond, you stole my thunder.

Posted in Honda's new Life at 04:44 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 04:36 PM JST - 7th November

New motto of SDJ:

SDF -- Armed for bare!

Posted in ASDF officer suspended for shopping naked in Miyagi convenience store at 04:36 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 04:11 PM JST - 7th November

nigelboy, thank you for the stats. So it looks like someone is doing something about the drunk-driving problem here.

High gas prices have probably helped a little bit, too.

Posted in 22-year-old bar host held over fatal hit-and-run in Osaka at 04:11 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 04:00 PM JST - 7th November

Sounds like a juvenile bear as just 1 meter tall.

Or a tanuki.

Posted in Woman attacked by bear in Karuizawa at 04:00 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 03:59 PM JST - 7th November

He got passed up for a spot in the Nailin' Palin porn parody. Didn't have the right stuff, I guess.

Posted in Obama lookalike comedian Nocchi hones his routine at 03:59 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 03:55 PM JST - 7th November

His nickname from now on: Clinger.

Posted in ASDF officer suspended for shopping naked in Miyagi convenience store at 03:55 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 02:32 PM JST - 7th November

Naked military shopping sure beats naked military agression.

Posted in ASDF officer suspended for shopping naked in Miyagi convenience store at 02:32 PM JST - 7th November
Nessie at 12:21 PM JST - 7th November

, I learned to take particular care of my teeth after eating ‘okonomiyaki,’ which has lots of tiny green laver on it.”

Whoah! Too much info.

And was "Best Teethist" taken?

Posted in Tomoka Kurotani named 'Woman With the Most Appealing Teeth' at 12:21 PM JST - 7th November