Nessie said...

Nessie at 05:29 PM JST - 27th October

“Although the pregnancy should have come after our marriage, I’m nevertheless very happy.”

Nah. For celebs, it's preggo, weddo, then celeb-divo, and I don't mean the band.

Posted in Fuji announcer Kyoko Sasaki, 4 months pregnant, to marry in November at 05:29 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 05:27 PM JST - 27th October

Not really sure if having robots do our chores in the future is really such a good thing... might make us lazier and fatter than we already are.

Nessie disagrees.

(Signed, Nessie's posting-bot)

Posted in Toyota, Univ of Tokyo unveil robot that does household chores at 05:27 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 05:02 PM JST - 27th October

were probably too busy measuring and dusting-measuring and dusting

I hear ya, Fat. There's more ruler-toting in the j-satsu than at a San Francisco men's locker room.

Posted in Security camera captures suspected car in hit-and-run case at 05:02 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:59 PM JST - 27th October

Sorry; mispost.

I prefer not to mix my sweets and alcohol.

Posted in White rum-soaked raisin donut at 04:59 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:57 PM JST - 27th October

I'm in the queue right now - want me to get one for you?

Posted in White rum-soaked raisin donut at 04:57 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:56 PM JST - 27th October

The tradition is that cushions are thrown when a Yokozuna is upset. However, too many people throw the cushions when they aren't supposed to, for any upset. Also, incredibly, more than once I have seen people throw cushions when a Yokozuna wins--a clear insult--because they thought the other wrestler should…

Posted in It's meant to be a compliment to wrestlers by fans delighted by a particularly thrilling bout. It sounds tasteless that cushions will be tied together by strings. at 04:56 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:48 PM JST - 27th October

Good point, Cleo.

Here's the bread. Where are the circuses?

Posted in Planned tax cuts could take form of cash payments or coupons at 04:48 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:47 PM JST - 27th October

Doesn't a bank note have a standard weight?

I imagine the weight varies by at least 25% depending on humidity and wear, Cleo.

Posted in Millions of yen in shredded money found at Gifu garbage recycling center at 04:47 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:38 PM JST - 27th October

Old Man McCain is a loser.

He's not a loser. He's just not presidential material.

Posted in Who do you hope will be the next U.S. president? at 04:38 PM JST - 27th October
Nessie at 04:25 PM JST - 27th October

Anyone say the theme to Grizzly Adams?

Posted in Name your five favorite TV show themes. at 04:25 PM JST - 27th October