Notginger said...

Notginger at 08:51 AM JST - 13th November

Looks like the road-haulage business is in for a rash of late night/early morning accidents, with drivers falling asleep at the wheel all over the country.

Posted in 300 kg of stimulants seized from cargo ship; 14 arrested at 08:51 AM JST - 13th November
Notginger at 08:49 AM JST - 13th November

Seems like Japanese fishing boats are always colliding with larger vessels. Could it be that the smaller, privately owned craft tend not to have adequate safety equipment to warn of potential dangers?

Posted in Israeli shipping firm to pay damages over Japanese fishing boat deaths at 08:49 AM JST - 13th November
Notginger at 08:47 AM JST - 13th November

Daft.

Posted in Japan to be known as 'Samurai Japan' at WBC at 08:47 AM JST - 13th November
Notginger at 09:06 PM JST - 12th November

The ones that aren't sweet aren't bitter, they're astringent. It's not a taste/flavour, but rather a chemical reaction on the tongue.

Article Unavailable
Notginger at 12:47 PM JST - 12th November

Ah yes, the famous Kyoto Prize, and the equally famous winners.

Posted in Kyoto Prize awarded to 3 researchers from U.S., Canada in ceremony at 12:47 PM JST - 12th November
Notginger at 12:45 PM JST - 12th November

Rabbits aren't native to Japan. More likely it was a hare, or a hare-brained excuse.

Posted in Man rescued three days after car drops 200 meters into valley in Gifu at 12:45 PM JST - 12th November
Notginger at 08:50 AM JST - 12th November

I'd love to - as I earn less than the average wage I would benefit from the compensation. I would hope for a long drawn-out trial and lots of heated discussions involving free pizza and hotel accommodation.

Posted in How would you feel about being called up for jury duty? at 08:50 AM JST - 12th November
Notginger at 08:49 AM JST - 12th November

Will it work in the underground complexes of ubervillains like the ones in James Bond? And can it fit in a wristwatch?

Posted in Geomagnetic navigation system for underground malls developed at 08:49 AM JST - 12th November
Notginger at 08:44 AM JST - 12th November

A new variant on the traditional black teeth - yellow and brown teeth.

Article Unavailable
Notginger at 02:28 PM JST - 11th November

1st paragraph - replace murky with doubtful.

Posted in Japan-U.S. relations to be tested under an Obama administration at 02:28 PM JST - 11th November