NuckinFutz said...

NuckinFutz at 02:56 PM JST - 26th August

He was probably at a drinking party celebrating the previous fatal accident involving a drunk cop! Like any other public official he'll just deny it by saying "I was drunk and don't recall anything!"

Posted in Drunk cop arrested after fleeing scene of car accident in Fukuoka at 02:56 PM JST - 26th August
NuckinFutz at 02:43 PM JST - 26th August

I'm sure he is one of those lunatics who also believes that the attack on Pearl Harbor was revenge for dropping the atomic bombs!

To say he's one can short of a six pack gives him too much credit. The really scary fact is that he managed to stay in…

Posted in Tamogami calls Hiroshima peace ceremony meeting of 'leftists' at 02:43 PM JST - 26th August
NuckinFutz at 09:21 PM JST - 23rd August

As he brushes the polls aside the voters will brush the LDP aside!

Posted in Aso brushes aside polls indicating landslide DPJ victory at 09:21 PM JST - 23rd August
NuckinFutz at 03:17 PM JST - 17th August

Keeping things vague is their plan. This lets them weasel out of having to keep any of the outlandish promises they're spouting off about in their "manifesto". The public is just trading one form of screwing for another!

Posted in Hatoyama should serve as prime minister for 4 years: DPJ's Okada at 03:17 PM JST - 17th August
NuckinFutz at 03:14 PM JST - 17th August

They should set up a public suicide area just for these nutjobs! The more the merrier and more oxygen on the planet for the rest of us to breath!

Posted in Man stabs himself outside Diet building at 03:14 PM JST - 17th August
NuckinFutz at 09:29 PM JST - 15th August

May he rest in peace.

Posted in Okinawan man, 57, confirmed as Japan's 1st death linked to new flu at 09:29 PM JST - 15th August
NuckinFutz at 10:38 AM JST - 14th August

And where were the cops? This is friggin priceless! Only in Japan could something this stupid happen!

Posted in Drunk man arrested after stealing police car in Hokkaido at 10:38 AM JST - 14th August
NuckinFutz at 09:01 AM JST - 7th August

"But environmentalists hope Japan would fall into line with the majority view if the ban is approved." (I'm laughing so hard I hope I don't wet myself!)

They are kidding themselves if they believe this! Japan only falls into line with Japan, and has proven it time and time again.…

Posted in European nations attempt to ban bluefin exports to Japan at 09:01 AM JST - 7th August
NuckinFutz at 04:27 PM JST - 3rd August

Now we know who'll be scrubbing urinals at JR train stations with a toothbrush for the next 6 months (while writing useless essays and having his pay cut 70%.) I somehow think the additional training will have nothing whatsoever to do with operating trains!

Posted in JR conductor chases runaway train at 04:27 PM JST - 3rd August
NuckinFutz at 04:24 PM JST - 3rd August

Gimme a bottle of ranch dressing and I'll eat all three! I thought PETA stood for "People Eating Tasty Animals"?

Posted in Saving the planet at 04:24 PM JST - 3rd August