NuckinFutz said...

NuckinFutz at 10:03 PM JST - 13th October

Ultralight=hang glider with a lawnmower sized engine (I know because I used to fly one). This is ridiculous! Did he not bribe the right person? I see the cops are once again tackling the tough cases!

I'm thrilled to see a man of 82 taking to the skies in an…

Posted in 82-year-old man arrested for flying unlicensed ultralight plane at 10:03 PM JST - 13th October
NuckinFutz at 06:48 AM JST - 13th October

Hi Mr. Fire Inspector! Here, please accept this envelope of gratitude for your trouble in coming to inspect my business. Oh! Gee! I passed? That was quick ... thanks!

Business as usual. Nothing will change!

Posted in Video-viewing establishments dodge fire prevention laws at 06:48 AM JST - 13th October
NuckinFutz at 05:56 AM JST - 13th October

"seek applicants, regardless of nationality, age and sex"

But when it comes to the selection process I'm sure only Japanese will be considered.

Posted in Gov't recruiting Visit Japan Campaign ambassadors at 05:56 AM JST - 13th October
NuckinFutz at 01:51 PM JST - 11th October

I don't think "ran away" is the correct term. I think they "escaped" their enslavement!

Posted in 12,700 foreign trainees go missing, return home at 01:51 PM JST - 11th October
NuckinFutz at 10:30 PM JST - 10th October

In Japan "nothing was reported" means "Ssshhhh! They haven't found out yet so we can still cover it up!"

Posted in Smoke fills nuke power facility in Ibaraki; no radioactive leakage at 10:30 PM JST - 10th October
NuckinFutz at 10:26 PM JST - 10th October

He should have just put up a sign that said "Recycling Shop"! 13 years huh? Thats got to be a police response record!

Posted in 79-year-old man arrested for blocking street with garbage in Saitama at 10:26 PM JST - 10th October
NuckinFutz at 07:40 AM JST - 9th October

Mr Clarke, Japan has alot of "dirty little secrets" that keep it from taking its place in the civilized world. While it rants and raves about Japanese abducted to North Korea it condones abductions of children by Japanese parents and evens extends the protection of law to the abductors. I…

Posted in British father wants Japan to play fair in child custody battles at 07:40 AM JST - 9th October
NuckinFutz at 07:35 AM JST - 9th October

New Japanese police issue perhaps? Can't shoot yourself in the foot that way (or at least it would be with a rubber bullet!)

Posted in RISCON at 07:35 AM JST - 9th October
NuckinFutz at 07:27 AM JST - 8th October

At least with a target that big they can claim a direct hit!

Posted in North Korea reportedly fires two missiles into Yellow Sea at 07:27 AM JST - 8th October
NuckinFutz at 07:22 AM JST - 8th October

There is a fine line between SEXY and SLUTTY! Most of the Japanese girls I tend to notice (who can't help but notice!) are opting more for the slutty hooker look. They shouldn't complain when men stare (or even ask "how much?")

Posted in Japanese girls go sexier in their fashion styles at 07:22 AM JST - 8th October