NuckinFutz said...

NuckinFutz at 07:49 AM JST - 3rd October

Maybe he was driven to this perverted act by the boredom of having to stand watch over an ATM all day every day?

Posted in Policeman held for posting nude photos of children on Internet site at 07:49 AM JST - 3rd October
NuckinFutz at 07:44 AM JST - 3rd October

If he is in violation of housing and sanitation laws regarding the maintaining of property wouldn't they impose fines for each day he fails to comply? He probably wouldn't pay the fines and the city could then sieze his properties as compensation.

The only way to get the attention of…

Posted in Residents gripe about billionaire neighbor in Hawaii at 07:44 AM JST - 3rd October
NuckinFutz at 04:13 PM JST - 2nd October

He's lucky he's Japanese! In some countries willful disclosure of classified information can get you life in prison.

Posted in Colonel sacked for allegedly leaking China sub info to reporter at 04:13 PM JST - 2nd October
NuckinFutz at 12:45 PM JST - 2nd October

Wow! One can't keep his hands off his gun (2 shots in the Defense Ministry) and another can't keep his gun in his pants! This sounds like a serious crime wave sweeping the nation and I agree, a period of reflection is in order!

Posted in GSDF member arrested over sexual relationship with 14-year-old girl at 12:45 PM JST - 2nd October
NuckinFutz at 12:35 PM JST - 2nd October

This is SO EASY to fix that the fact it HASN'T been done shows how corrupt these people are. Create (and of course enforce) a law that says private residences or any buildings designed for residence (apts, condos etc.) may not be registered as offices. Require offices to be located…

Posted in Support groups for top gov't spokesman register aide's home as office at 12:35 PM JST - 2nd October
NuckinFutz at 04:01 PM JST - 1st October

So just HOW MANY cops is this little bit of publicity keeping busy? Woe be the foreigner who rides up to an ATM on a bike!

Posted in Police stationed at ATMs in campaign to root out bank transfer fraud at 04:01 PM JST - 1st October
NuckinFutz at 08:29 AM JST - 1st October

Wow! Boobs with boobs! How did manners get into this in the first place?

Posted in Manners more attractive than boobs, says Mika Kano at 08:29 AM JST - 1st October
NuckinFutz at 08:25 AM JST - 1st October

What a way to step out of the closet dude!

Posted in Akina Minami appears in Gundam costume at 08:25 AM JST - 1st October
NuckinFutz at 08:21 AM JST - 1st October

What do you expect when the government controls the number of students who pass the bar exams. What fool would want to go to law school knowing the failure rate for the exam is 77% They don't want to improve the quality of anything, they just want fewer lawyers.

Posted in Panel calls for cut in number of law school students at 08:21 AM JST - 1st October
NuckinFutz at 08:12 AM JST - 1st October

What a complete idiot! Would he honestly think he would stand guard with an EMPTY gun?

No wait, let me guess! The GSDF now uses part-time staffers to cut down on costs!

Posted in GSDF sergeant accidentally fires 2 gunshots in Defense Ministry HQ at 08:12 AM JST - 1st October