NuckinFutz said...

NuckinFutz at 07:56 AM JST - 13th November

Chicken legs with no meat! They remind me of wishbones ... snap!

Posted in Nagasawa, Shaku among winners for their beautiful legs at 07:56 AM JST - 13th November
NuckinFutz at 07:55 AM JST - 13th November

Maybe the Japanese version of C3PO is anatomically correct? The force might indeed be with her this Christmas!

Posted in Aki Hoshino hopes the Force will be with her this Christmas at 07:55 AM JST - 13th November
NuckinFutz at 07:51 AM JST - 13th November

Yup! I guess everybody's hitting the hard stuff!

Posted in Beer shipments hit record low for October at 07:51 AM JST - 13th November
NuckinFutz at 07:48 AM JST - 13th November

They had no case to begin with. He is a Japanese citizen, he is not divorced under Japanese law, and he is the father of the children he took for a ride. There is NO law that says a father can't be with his children and I think they are…

Posted in Authorities drop child-snatching case against American man at 07:48 AM JST - 13th November
NuckinFutz at 02:48 PM JST - 11th November

Mr Ozawa, I take your remarks as a personal insult. You have demonstrated your complete lack of professionalism as a statesman and politician. Once again Japanese politicians are the laughing stock of the world!

Posted in DPJ's Ozawa calls Christianity 'self-righteous' at 02:48 PM JST - 11th November
NuckinFutz at 08:33 AM JST - 11th November

Why not let the father of the victim question him? I would predict a confession in under a minute, of course there would be no need for trial afterwards!

Posted in Ichihashi says he has no excuses; Hawkers express relief at his arrest at 08:33 AM JST - 11th November
NuckinFutz at 02:19 PM JST - 8th November

I predict a sudden upsurge in land sales on Iwo-Jima! I'm sure if this gets out Japanese will be buying up parcels of 1-tsuba lots so they can lodge future complaints about Americans occupying their valuable farmland :)

Posted in Okada says there will be no base deal during Obama's visit at 02:19 PM JST - 8th November
NuckinFutz at 02:15 PM JST - 8th November

I find Japan's use of the word 'abduction" to be extremely RACIST in this regard. The man is the boy's father and has every right to travel abroad with his son! Parental rights are not and should not be based on nationality. Why does it seem that Japanese women feel…

Posted in Czech man takes son out of Japan in suspected child abduction at 02:15 PM JST - 8th November
NuckinFutz at 07:55 AM JST - 6th November

Well what do you expect from a company that is not used to recalling products? In Japan a recall only takes place after years of coverups are disclosed to the public and a few senior managers bow to the floor.

Posted in U.S. highway safety body raps Toyota for spreading misleading info at 07:55 AM JST - 6th November
NuckinFutz at 02:50 PM JST - 5th November

I'd gladly perform some cosmetic surgery on him ... free of charge!

Posted in Ichihashi also tried to get cosmetic surgery in Fukuoka at 02:50 PM JST - 5th November