NuckinFutz said...

NuckinFutz at 02:07 PM JST - 26th June

Hey folks! Doesn't the porn industry count as a profession? My vote would have to go them simply because they're in the business of creating and marketing deviant and unlawful sexual behavior! With busts for filming pink tacos under the golden arches of McDonald's and self-gratification in the back of…

Posted in Which profession in Japan seems to be in the news the most due to deviant or unlawful sexual behavior by its members? at 02:07 PM JST - 26th June
NuckinFutz at 02:00 PM JST - 26th June

If Japan ever decides to create a national database of pedophiles they might find it easier instead to compile a list of those who AREN'T! That would fit on a 256MB Flash drive instead of the gargantuan server required for the pedophiles!

Posted in 18 schoolgirls' swimsuits stolen at primary school in Yamanashi at 02:00 PM JST - 26th June
NuckinFutz at 09:13 AM JST - 26th June

Why sue the parents? The university sponsored the trip and should have provided adequate supervision, they should be financially liable for damages.

Posted in 3 more students scrawled on world heritage cathedral in Italy at 09:13 AM JST - 26th June
NuckinFutz at 01:46 PM JST - 24th June

I see the J-stone cops are taking on only the most challenging of criminal activities facing society these days!

I too would like to know what actual law she's being charged with breaking in a land where pornography is easier to get out of a vending machine then a pack…

Posted in 25-year-old wife arrested for selling nude photos of herself at 01:46 PM JST - 24th June
NuckinFutz at 08:10 PM JST - 12th June

With money being the number one motivator for Japanese is anyone surprised?

Posted in Japan-made pump found in N Korean nuke facility at 08:10 PM JST - 12th June
NuckinFutz at 02:37 PM JST - 10th June

This is one case where nobody would care if the annual suicide count went up by one.

Posted in More details emerge about suspect's mindset prior to Akihabara rampage at 02:37 PM JST - 10th June
NuckinFutz at 08:14 AM JST - 6th June

Right here on Japan Today! Read and weep (or laugh!)

Kitakyushu cops’ indiscretions come under scrutiny

Posted in Are Japanese police really as incompetent as readers on Japan Today make them out to be? at 08:14 AM JST - 6th June
NuckinFutz at 08:11 AM JST - 6th June

A nice taste and good texture? I guess the toxic content of methel-mercury appeals to the Japanese as well. Its probably being imported and mislabeled as some other meat! No wonder Japanese hot dogs can be used as thermometers!

Posted in Icelandic whaler defends whale meat exports to Japan at 08:11 AM JST - 6th June
NuckinFutz at 08:05 AM JST - 6th June

Good news for the overfished stocks of tuna and other species!

Posted in Fisheries mull several-day suspension in August amid high fuel prices at 08:05 AM JST - 6th June
NuckinFutz at 08:02 AM JST - 6th June

Bureaucrats who have to work past 12:30 am that often must be blithering idiots and completely incompetent! Fire them and get somebody who can get the job done in a 8-10 hour workday. This guy wasted more money on taxis than alot of people make in a year!

The scum…

Posted in PM gives up tie for 'Cool Biz,' but gets hot under collar over bureaucrats accepting taxi favors at 08:02 AM JST - 6th June