NuckinFutz said...

NuckinFutz at 11:36 AM JST - 17th September

Illegal drifting continues because the J-cops have a serious lack of balls to get out there and stop it! I know a certain seaport that is very popular for drifting after dark and the cops avoid it like they're terrified of the young punks (which they probably are).

Posted in 6 arrested for drift racing in Chiba at 11:36 AM JST - 17th September
NuckinFutz at 11:29 AM JST - 17th September

This is newsworthy?

Posted in 'World's smallest' melon cultivated in Japan's Inland Sea at 11:29 AM JST - 17th September
NuckinFutz at 11:25 AM JST - 17th September

Now you'll see the theaters declining to show the film citing "security concerns"

Posted in Tokyo film festival decides at last minute to include 'The Cove' at 11:25 AM JST - 17th September
NuckinFutz at 05:02 PM JST - 16th September

Stress? From friggin what? All most of them do is sit in the Koban all day.

Posted in Police officer indicted, dismissed for drunken driving at 05:02 PM JST - 16th September
NuckinFutz at 03:09 PM JST - 16th September

All women want is money ... all men want is sex! I see economic opportunity here! Get a job ladies!

Posted in Low-income bachelors victims of widening 'sex gap' at 03:09 PM JST - 16th September
NuckinFutz at 03:00 PM JST - 16th September

Shinchan as a mascot for a childrearing support campaign? Don't get me wrong, the cartoon is hilarious but it seems a bit like using Bart Simpson as a role model ...

I hope he's okay though, I love Shinchan!

Posted in 'Crayon Shinchan' cartoonist missing at 03:00 PM JST - 16th September
NuckinFutz at 08:50 AM JST - 16th September

The only one "going it alone" will be All Nippon Airways when JAL's stubborn stupidity and the government's limit on foreign voting rights drives them under and out of business.

Posted in JAL balks at letting flagship status go at 08:50 AM JST - 16th September
NuckinFutz at 08:43 AM JST - 16th September
Here's a few suggestions.
1. Reduce the ridiculously overpriced train tickets (Shinkansen) and more people will use trains instead of driving.
2. I can fly to New York for less than it costs to fly the length of Japan. Want more people to fly? Try NOT having the highest domestic…
Posted in DPJ's toll-free expressway policy seen boosting CO2 emissions 33% at 08:43 AM JST - 16th September
NuckinFutz at 10:19 AM JST - 10th September

Why do I see more people getting busted for upskirt pics and videos in the near future? "Really officer! I was just downloading some tunes!"

Posted in Apple's iPod Nano to come with video camera at 10:19 AM JST - 10th September
NuckinFutz at 06:08 PM JST - 5th September

I'm sure Michelle Obama is looking forward to a spin in the UFO!

Posted in British papers revel in Miyuki Hatoyama's twilight zone adventures at 06:08 PM JST - 5th September