Monday May 28, 2012

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my.

    There must be some mistake.

    The pressure experts like myself (if I may say so) brought on authorities running the prison at Guantanomo resulted in the most humane treatment its innocent, wrongfully imprisoned inmates could have imagined. They received Halal meals, they were allowed prayer sessions, each member of the prison population could read from his own personal copy of the Holy Koran.

    To even suggest that such an environment could have created terrorists is close to blasphemy.

    We do not need more Islamophobia.

    Posted in: More terror suspects returning to fight after Guantanamo release

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    A mere coincidence. In fact, it may well have been a work-related accident.

    Posted in: Suicide bomber kills 6 Russian police

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Honestly, just a handful of impressionable young men - - boys, really. The trip to Pakistan was probably a lark. I've seen many a disgruntled dishwasher threaten to go to Afghanistan or some such nonsense, all said in jest of course.

    Posted in: 5 U.S. suspects in Pakistan defend jihad plans

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my. This is distressing. Not exactly change my colleagues and I can believe in. It's as if something has radicalized Americans even more these last few months, though I am at a complete loss as to what that something could be.

    Posted in: Clinton: Yemen poses global risk

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    I fear something has radicalized the government and people of Great Britain, and try as we might my colleagues and I at The Dearborn Kabob House cannot fathom why this atmosphere of unfounded suspicion and fear persists.

    Posted in: Full-body scanners to be put in British airports

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my. This is regrettable.

    Posted in: U.S., Britain close Yemen embassies over al-Qaida threats

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    An article like this one completely destroys the pernicious myth, apparently widely believed beyond the confines of the nation's university campuses, that the media has a liberal bias. It just makes me giggle sometimes. Prospects for 2010 are looking fine. In fact, simply attacking George Bush will be enough to carry the Democrats to historic victories.

    Posted in: 2010 situation grows more difficult for Democrats

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Undoubtedly an isolated incident. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if it were random.

    Posted in: Police shoot man attacking Muhammad cartoonist in Denmark

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my. An outcome like this is quite an embarrassment for my colleagues and I at the Dearborn Kabob House. We had predicted back in 2007 that the Blackwater incident would be the downfall of either then-President Bush or Prime Minister Maliki, or that one would leave the other twisting in the wind. But these things, kind of like the hope and change we all thought would be brought to Iraq, never came to pass. This is not a cheery start to a new year.

    Posted in: Iraqis outraged after Blackwater case thrown out

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    A mere coincidence.

    Posted in: Former Gitmo detainees help al-Qaida grow in Yemen

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Lack of winter light. Add loneliness, a touch of alcohol and freezing temperatures, and I wonder how long it would take even well balanced people to go off track?

    Thank you. A very thoughtful reply. I can see it is not only guns that must be banned, but alcohol as well.

    Posted in: Gunman kills 5, then himself, in Finland

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Some very depressing news to start the new year with I'm afraid- - pollsters say 58 percent of Americans now favor the idea of waterboarding the alleged perpetrator of a failed man-caused disaster aboard a NWA jet, on Christmas Day ( a coincidence, I can assure you ).

    I shudder to think that Dick Cheney has won, and all - - literally all of humanity - - has lost.

    Apparently the president's eloquent and lawyerly assessment of the attempted bombing, that it was an isolated incident, did not get through to the American people. And I fear that something has radicalized large numbers of Americans.

    Posted in: White House hits back at Cheney criticism

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my. A lesson for all of us. Banning guns, I'm afraid, is little more than bandaging a hemorrhage. Europe needs a long, thoughtful look in the mirror.

    Posted in: Gunman kills 5, then himself, in Finland

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my. That the state security forces have had to intensify their crackdown is not a good sign. The trouble with democracy breaking out in Iran is that it will destabilize the region. I do believe this scenario was clearly explained before the disastrous invasion of Iraq. In Iran's case it means the terrible likelihood that Hamas and Hezbollah will no longer be able to exert the political influence that they wield in Lebanon and Palestine. Financial support from Iran's current government for political campaigns by these two groups and for their many, many other activities in the region is in jeopardy!

    Posted in: Iranian security forces intensify crackdown

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Terrorism is on the wane now that Obama's in charge.

    An excellent point! You sir, are entitled to a free shawarma next time you are anywhere near the Dearborn Kabob House. My colleagues and I are delighted to see that CAIR's outreach program has worked on at least some of our armed forces!

    Indeed, I would count their efforts as being among the many elements of power President Obama has to fight "man-caused disasters," as his administration has so aptly called "terrorism." And I think USAFdude would agree with me.

    Posted in: Obama vows to use every element of power to thwart terrorists

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    You could start by not invading any more poor nations. Then people would hate the US a little less.

    Oh my. Not to be pedantic or anything but Nigeria, relative to the rest of Africa, is not poor. And it has never been invaded by the United States. So we will have to exclude those as reasons for the troubled young man's motives.

    Please be more careful in such attempts at criticism; they actually validate the other side's arguments.

    Posted in: Obama vows to use every element of power to thwart terrorists

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my. It seems Canada has gone off the deep end, embraced the politics and confrontational rhetoric of the Bush era, and begun saber-rattling. My sources at the Dearborn Kabob House have received reports that Lawrence Cannon, Canada's Minister of Foreign Affairs, has actually interfered in Iranian politics. In his capacity as representative of the Canadian people he has gone and condemned the alleged outbreaks of violence that in all likelihood are quite probably limited to Terehan - - if not to universities campuses. (Recall my previous judgement on this matter:students will be students.)

    I'm glad we have a president and an administration that doesn't feel the need to meddle, and to meddle in things they know nothing about.

    Posted in: At least 5 Iranian protesters reported killed

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    Oh my.

    An extremely offensive report, from ABC News of all sources, has just reached my colleagues and I at the Dearborn Kabob House:

    Investigators believe Abdulmutallab was connected to al Qaeda by the same radical imam, American-born Anwar Awlaki, who is linked to the American Army major accused of opening fire at Fort Hood in November.

    There must be some mistake.

    Posted in: 2nd Nigerian arrested after disturbance on Detroit-bound flight

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    ProfJuanColePhd

    The public needs to get the message that man-caused disasters, as our president so eloquently describes what some people used call "terrorism," are inevitable. People just get radicalized. We will never know what drove the young Nigerian man to such extremes. Maybe he was poor and this was some kind of blowback. But I will say this - - Janet Napolitano is doing a heck of a job.

    Posted in: New U.S. airline rules keep passengers in seats one hour before landing

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