ProfessorJ said...

ProfessorJ at 03:54 AM JST - 13th October

Here's my sell. Starts with a limited express from Narita standing up, and then when you finally get a seat the people next to you get up and move away like you have the Nora virus. The people on the other side of the train stare at you like you…

Posted in Gov't recruiting Visit Japan Campaign ambassadors at 03:54 AM JST - 13th October
ProfessorJ at 11:03 PM JST - 12th October

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is Sarah Palin's only directon.

Ah the bus tour. Look Sarge I don't know if she'll be up for it mentally for a while. First it'll be back to her northern border patrol and dealing with the absolute mess she has waiting for her. Let's see if…

Posted in Palin defiant after probe jolts McCain campaign at 11:03 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 10:49 PM JST - 12th October

But let's just hope that some of the individuals seriously do not apply for this job

Especially those with zero experience living in Japan.

Posted in Gov't recruiting Visit Japan Campaign ambassadors at 10:49 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 09:45 PM JST - 12th October

myths spread by the xenapjobic media.

Myths? They're just regurgitating what the masses want to hear. Get your head around that one.

Why am i as a foreigner slurred as a non payer?

You're not. 20% of these smaller places just can't process non-cash transactions.

Posted in 70% of inns without foreign guests wish to keep it that way: survey at 09:45 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 09:37 PM JST - 12th October

Not mentioned in this hastily-translated article was that some 20% also replied they were concerned about method of payment i.e. they don't accept (foreign) credit cards, or for the sensitive, they are concerned that the unruly foreigner will simply not pay, do a runner, and tip over that concrete lantern…

Posted in 70% of inns without foreign guests wish to keep it that way: survey at 09:37 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 08:29 PM JST - 12th October

Worry not, he's gone.

Posted in Hanshin manager Okada offers resignation at 08:29 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 08:24 PM JST - 12th October

Now stand by for the news from Tallywood that they were all 100 innocent little women and babies. Easy prediction.

What and revert back to the original story, before they suddenly graduated to militants and terrorists?

Posted in 100 militants killed in southern Afghanistan at 08:24 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 08:13 PM JST - 12th October

Ambassadors will be provided with 300 business cards with an ambassadorial title and special badges for their unpaid jobs.

Cheapskates. You get what you pay for, so don't expect anything other than unemployed retiree/housewife bums who love badges and their first business cards.

...already appointed renowned fashion designer Junko Koshino…

Posted in Gov't recruiting Visit Japan Campaign ambassadors at 08:13 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 07:57 PM JST - 12th October

If he is sacked, I wont be shedding any tears

He's "retiring" at the end of this season.

Posted in Yomiuri clinches 2nd consecutive Central League title at 07:57 PM JST - 12th October
ProfessorJ at 07:14 PM JST - 12th October

Animals 101 - the cat will let the chef do all the work and be rewarded for keeping its distance during prep.

Sorry I was sleeping. Course material boring at best.

Posted in Fish at 07:14 PM JST - 12th October