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Never knew there's verb use for the word moon, so I had to look it up,…
Have a keepie-uppie contest on the roof of Reactor No. 1 while you're at it!
Posted in: JFA plans to hold Under-20 Women's World Cup match in Fukushima
"Harris Interactive surveyed people who were leaving Apple Stores in San Francisco carrying newly-bought products..."
Posted in: Apple dethrones Google as company with most respected image in eyes of consumers
Great accomplishments, but she'll be remembered as just another druggie. Warning to everyone... A real shame.
Posted in: Whitney Houston's downfall overshadowed her accomplishments
TEPCO will only ignore it, they did last time for 40 years.
Posted in: Fukushima faces increased quake risk, scientists say
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ProfessorJ
Umm.....no.
Posted in: Alaska panel finds Palin abused power in firing
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ProfessorJ
Unbariibabuburu.
Now after digesting it, it's dirty. Waits til he is on the mainland. Probably a pathetic attempt to smear the US and divert attention/lay blame. Good riddance.
Posted in: LAPD says Miura hanged himself with shirt in cell at detention house
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ProfessorJ
I think I deserve one of those.
Posted in: Maki Horikita looking for boyfriend as she celebrates 20th birthday
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ProfessorJ
Mitsukoshi is having a special? I'm there. Ah it will still be overpriced anyway. Won't be doing this outside your Ikebukuro store will ya? The closing down banners will get in the way.
Down with Mitsukoshi and the Giants they are in cahoots with.
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ProfessorJ
The world should consult me right here on JT.
Posted in: What has to be done to stabilize world financial markets?
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ProfessorJ
It is the be-all and end-all of their existence. It is their love, it is their passion, it is his fault he didn't bag up in the heat of the moment.
Clock's tickin baby. You have 3650 days, give or take a few, but don't take those few lightly, it is of the utmost importance you get married before 30.
Posted in: Maki Horikita looking for boyfriend as she celebrates 20th birthday
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ProfessorJ
Hey everybody's forgotten Short Circuit so let's do that again! The kids won't know it's recycled anyway.
Stephanie, Number 5 is alive.
Posted in: WALL-E
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ProfessorJ
I don't have an answer for that. Started drinking a bit early.
Posted in: 79-year-old man arrested for blocking street with garbage in Saitama
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ProfessorJ
Ha ha! That's a long 13 years for any neighbour that stayed. Just dispose of those celebratory wine bottles in an appropriate fashion.
Posted in: 79-year-old man arrested for blocking street with garbage in Saitama
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ProfessorJ
A wonder and a blessing.
Posted in: Tokyo Game Show
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ProfessorJ
Why not develop both sides of your body at the same time? Will help if you're going to visit all 1,786 booths and play hundreds of games.
Posted in: Tokyo Game Show
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ProfessorJ
Who really cares. Japanese baseball is of such sub-standard that they should keep their best just to make it look like baseball. Bunch of weak-limbed pencilneck geeks out there on astroturfed mini-size fields. I see Sadaharu is on the coaching team for the WBC next March. When they disappoint there, you'll have a whole bunch of 18 year olds thinking man, I have to play with these amateur losers for nine years? Do I take the risk and just go to the MLB? Nah I might not make it plus imagine all the ostracism I'll get from the losers who are just jealous. Man Japan sucks.
Posted in: Japan's baseball teams to curb talent drain with ban
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ProfessorJ
You could argue until the cows came home (what?) but the fact is the NPB have nipped this in the bud and it will stand. For pride and for money. I suspect it will work too. Most players will accept it, the NPB can enjoy all the benefits of having its best players actually around, and if they're still good enough in nine years they can make even more cash from them when they sell them to the MLB. They stand to lose alot if they let them go over straight out of school. They get very little in return. It's trade and protectionism at its best, and it makes me want to vomit repeatedly.
Posted in: Japan's baseball teams to curb talent drain with ban
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ProfessorJ
We. There's that word again Sarge. You haven't done anything. Why do you take credit for air-raids and killing civilians when all you do is lax lyrical behind a computer screen?
Posted in: Race little altered by 2nd McCain, Obama debate
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ProfessorJ
Ha ha cool! So what's it gonna be young man, 9 of your best baseball years in an inferior league, or risk it all to play with the best?! Take it or leave it pal, this is Japan where we really don't like being shown we're not the best, and lose in revenue terms as a result.
Posted in: Japan's baseball teams to curb talent drain with ban
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ProfessorJ
It sure is. And the product of which is what this thread and picture of the day is about. But thanks for your efforts to derail it into another dimension. Let me know how it was when you get back.
Posted in: XYLITOL in Kibo
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ProfessorJ
Now that's creative.
Ah it's all becoming very clear now. As clear and fresh as the chewing gum we (the government) like and recommend, XYLITOL. If you consume this product, you too can fly into space, if you were ever down-to-earth to start with.
Posted in: XYLITOL in Kibo
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ProfessorJ
I disagree with Sarge but agree with the professor.
Posted in: XYLITOL in Kibo
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ProfessorJ
Stop it please. Great idea for an original commercial? As opposed to all the poor ideas for original commercials? Anyway I've seen commercials similar to this one a thousand times, maybe a million. There's nothing creative about it, and it certainly isn't original, like most things Japanese it's simply ripped off from the more sensible West and then made strange, so that some people sitting in their basements find it interesting.
Posted in: XYLITOL in Kibo
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ProfessorJ
Please.
Posted in: What do you think of the amount of compensation in the form of salary, bonuses and stock options paid to top execs of multinational corporations?