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God bless you AKB!
Posted in: Gov't turns to AKB48 to sell bonds
Unfortunately the president of the bus operator didn't believe in being honest and didn't understand the…
Posted in: Police arrest president of bus company over fatal crash
Kiwi fruit.... yum. Pretty girl too
Posted in: Satomi Ishihara is 2012 Zespri kiwifruit image character
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% distillation 1% perspiration and 99% titillation.
Posted in: Gov't turns to AKB48 to sell bonds
I would be more than happy to " bond " with AKB48..............................LOL
Posted in: Gov't turns to AKB48 to sell bonds
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What did the Indian children do to deserve that??
Posted in: Olympus executive in India dead in apparent suicide
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I've visited a mate in a Japanese prison and, trust me, they are no picnic by anyone's standards. If you have the misfortune to ever be incarcerated in one, prepare yourself for something akin to the Chinese water torture (and I hope you like seiza).
Posted in: Putting a price tag on jailing foreign criminals
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Great! Only 2 reactors away from the dream of a nuclear-free Japan!
Posted in: Fukui reactor to go offline, leaving only 2 online in Japan
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Well, him, we wish.
Posted in: Emperor recovering well; rehabilitation to begin mid-week
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I'm sorry, but if Israel attacks and the Americans automatically side with her, why shouldn't the Chinese/Russians or whoever side with the Iranians? I'm sick of this right wing American love affair with all things Israeli, and the way the Israelis exploit this misguided love to furrther their illegal behaviours in the Middle East.
Posted in: Iran wants talks, under specter of possible war
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Absolutely not! I know where 99.9% of any new taxation would go: to feed the ever growing list of gravy train riders.
Posted in: Do you support the government's proposed consumption tax hike to finance social welfare?
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British? Sounds more like an Indian affair to me.
Posted in: UK company claims world's least expensive computer tablet for wireless Internet access
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Why do you Americans have to make such a big deal of religion in elections? It's asinine.
Posted in: Santorum attacks Obama's radical 'world view'
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Are the priests holding Geiger counters?
Posted in: In memory
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Too many damn people everywhere nice or remotely interesting.
Posted in: Things that foreigners find annoying about life in Japan
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“Hulu will cause profound changes in the way we watch programs and movies [....] Hulu is just like the Black Ships landing in Japan.”
Sigh, even the brain scientists here have to trade in tired old xenophobic cliches
Posted in: BBC and Hulu tie up
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The Emperor, wish we, well...
Posted in: Emperor's heart bypass surgery successful, doctors report
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Well said Smithy. Whenever I think of how kizuna is being abused to justify all kinds of abuses, I am reminded of that line from Kipling's poem "If": "If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken, Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools"
Knew a thing or two about human nature did Mr. Kipling!
Posted in: Power harassment exposes dark side of 'kizuna'
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Revenge of the nerds!
Posted in: Bullet train service disrupted by train enthusiast taking photos
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The phone rings at the Kikukawa house one morning:
Kikukawa: Hai, moshi-moshi
Police Chief: Ano, sumimasen desu ga, we'll be round to arrest you
K: Oh really? When?
PC: A week next Thursday. Is that okay?
K: Oh that'll be fine, I've nothing planned then.
PC: That's great! By the way, cold isn't it?
K: Sure is, take care you dont catch one!
PC oh, ah, I see what you did there, you made a funny, very good har har
K: Well bye for now and thanks for calling
PC Sure, see you next Thursday.
Posted in: Former Olympus president Kikukawa, 6 others arrested
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Talk about misery heaped upon misery....
Posted in: At least 356 killed in Honduras prison fire
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How on Earth does a straight guy look that good at 39?? Deal with the devil?
Posted in: Hey Jude
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Marriage is a fool's game and becoming increasingly outdated in he 21st century.
Posted in: Hasegawa confirms break-up with Kanda because he wouldn't propose to her
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I hate smoking so much that I will actually turn down an offer of s exual r elations from a woman if she is a smoker.
Posted in: Smoke-free laws lead to less smoking at home
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Good on him, probably realised that earthquakes, tsunamis and radiation were not conducive to a happy family life. I don't understand why more foreigners just leave this blighted archipelago.
Posted in: Ljungberg quits J-League club Shimizu