Sarge said...

Sarge at 10:21 AM JST - 2nd October

Q. Why do you think you're qualified for this job?

A. I'm so well-qualified, if I don't get the job, it'll prove your company's management is incompetent.

Posted in What is the trickiest question to answer in a job interview? at 10:21 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 10:09 AM JST - 2nd October

"How far can you bounce?"

I'd like to bounce those jerks.

Posted in Jeering crowd goads suicidal jumper to his death in England at 10:09 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 08:43 AM JST - 2nd October

Q. What do you know about our company?

A. Your company is expanding, just like your waistline.

Q. Do you have any questions?

A. Can I have a private office and a secretary?

Posted in What is the trickiest question to answer in a job interview? at 08:43 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 08:37 AM JST - 2nd October

Is Miwa even wearing glasses in this photo?

DeepAir - How could you forget Sarah Palin's name?

Posted in at 08:37 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 07:35 AM JST - 2nd October

Q. Why did you leave your last job?

A. It sucked.

Posted in What is the trickiest question to answer in a job interview? at 07:35 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 07:28 AM JST - 2nd October

This is just endless, isn't it?

Posted in More Chinese-made sweets recalled in Japan at 07:28 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 12:18 AM JST - 2nd October

Sushi - Apparently you don't know what "Nyuk nyuk nyuk!" means. It means I was kidding. Of course we're not going to eliminate foreign aid. Especially to China. Wait a minute, don't we owe China $500 billion? Why are we giving aid to China? Heck, they should be giving aid…

Posted in U.S. lawmakers try to revise bailout plan at 12:18 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 12:11 AM JST - 2nd October

How many calories is in a Mac shake? I'm addicted to those...

Posted in Calif restaurant chains required to list calories at 12:11 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 12:08 AM JST - 2nd October

"How difficult is it to ensure fire exits say clear?"

Don Quihote has a problem with that to this day. I'm always tripping over junk piled up on the stairways. Then again, I'm a klutz, so...

Posted in Osaka arson-murder suspect says he was 'fed up with life' at 12:08 AM JST - 2nd October
Sarge at 12:03 AM JST - 2nd October

"American taxpayers are in deep doo doos"

That's why we're going to eliminate foreign aid. Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

This bailout plan is so bad, 90 some Democrats voted against it.

Posted in U.S. lawmakers try to revise bailout plan at 12:03 AM JST - 2nd October