Sarge said...

Sarge at 11:01 AM JST - 3rd July

"who needs 24 hour shopping anyway? Insect life is seriously upset by it"

Then we need more 24 hour shopping.

Posted in Japan divided over 24-hour convenience store operations at 11:01 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 10:59 AM JST - 3rd July

I say Iran would be crazy to attack Israel.

Posted in Iran says U.S., Israel would be crazy to attack at 10:59 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 10:55 AM JST - 3rd July

What's wrong with the way Tamaki crosses his legs?

Posted in NEC phone at 10:55 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 10:54 AM JST - 3rd July

Cleo - Hey, the Japanese are a selfless people - they sacrifice too much! Now there aren't enough little tykes! It's up to you and Mr. Cleo to make up for their sacrifice! Don't tell us you've had enough infinite satisfaction! Tee hee!

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Posted in Japan needs to raise birthrate to remain economic power, say experts at 10:54 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 10:45 AM JST - 3rd July

proxy ( 09:59 am ) - Good one.

Posted in Japan divided over 24-hour convenience store operations at 10:45 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 10:25 AM JST - 3rd July

"Two flavors - plain and green tea"

You've got to be kidding.

Posted in Hip new frozen yogurt retailer hopes to be Japan’s next big thing at 10:25 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 09:42 AM JST - 3rd July

"Such food items as cheese, margarine, cooking oils, mayonnaise, eggs and others, consumed in vast quantities"

Good grief! No wonder so many of these guys are such porkers!

"margarine"

Guess they can't get butter.

Posted in Inflation-hit sumo wrestlers demand pay raise at 09:42 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 09:38 AM JST - 3rd July

"Nobody goes to Hokkaido"

Nessie, where are you?!

Posted in 20,000 police officers each in Tokyo, Hokkaido for G-8 security at 09:38 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 09:34 AM JST - 3rd July

tokyotom - I checked it out and no, she's not "chunky." More like magnificent! There's no way she can lose!

Posted in Reaching for the universe at 09:34 AM JST - 3rd July
Sarge at 09:29 AM JST - 3rd July

"Not having a child is the sacrifice."

So, if the millions of people who have been sacrificing decided "Well, I'm not going to sacrifice any more, I'm going to have a kid, maybe two or three," what would happen to the world population and the demand for even more food…

Posted in Japan needs to raise birthrate to remain economic power, say experts at 09:29 AM JST - 3rd July