Scrote said...

Scrote at 09:00 AM JST - 18th June

British TV has so much effing and jeffing these days I'm surprised anybody noticed.

Posted in Joan Rivers booted from British daytime television show for swearing at 09:00 AM JST - 18th June
Scrote at 08:59 AM JST - 18th June

So, copyright royalties will be added to the price of blank discs, but copying will still be illegal. And why should I have to pay a royalty to copy my own photos and documents to a disc?

Posted in Blu-ray device makers will have to add copyright fees to prices at 08:59 AM JST - 18th June
Scrote at 11:15 AM JST - 14th June

The Irish will be made to vote again and again until they vote "yes". That's the way it works.

At least the Irish voters had a say; the UK government refused to honour their commitment to a referendum.

Posted in Europe stunned by Irish rejection of EU reform treaty at 11:15 AM JST - 14th June
Scrote at 11:04 AM JST - 14th June

We are in Sendai. We had the radio on and we heard the automatic warning a few seconds before the quake hit, just enough time to get under the table.

We are on the 11th floor, so there was quite a bit of movement, lots of broken china and our…

Posted in 6 dead, 13 missing after magnitude 7 hits northeast Japan at 11:04 AM JST - 14th June
Scrote at 08:09 AM JST - 12th June

The whale meat is the property of the Japanese government, not the property of the ship operators. Who gave permission for government property to be given away?

Posted in Prosecutors drop whale meat embezzlement case at 08:09 AM JST - 12th June
Scrote at 08:06 AM JST - 10th June

Looks like the bribes aren't working any more, although these days Japan tends to focus on bribing even smaller nations: it's probably more cost-effective.

Posted in Dominica spurns Japan on commercial whaling at 08:06 AM JST - 10th June
Scrote at 03:40 PM JST - 7th June

Shouldn't that be the north Pacific? Or do Japan's traditional fishing grounds now include the entire globe?

Posted in 4 ships leave for North Atlantic for research whaling at 03:40 PM JST - 7th June
Scrote at 09:22 AM JST - 5th June

Mugabe won't accept defeat. If he doesn't win the "election" Tsvangirai will quickly be dealt with, assuming he is still alive when the election takes place.

Posted in Zimbabwe opposition leader detained at 09:22 AM JST - 5th June
Scrote at 08:54 AM JST - 3rd June

These airlines should have a total weight allowance: weigh the passenger and their luggage. The lard buckets would have to pay more, but that might encourage them to improve their diets, thus benefitting their health.

Posted in Virgin Atlantic to increase fuel charge based on cabin location at 08:54 AM JST - 3rd June
Scrote at 08:18 AM JST - 3rd June

So what are the mercury and dioxin levels in the meat? Will the government publish the data? After all, the presence of a single bone in imported US beef is enough to induce mass hysteria, yet whale meat is imported on the sly with no apparent checks whatsoever.

Posted in Iceland, Norway resume whale meat exports to Japan at 08:18 AM JST - 3rd June