Wednesday February 15, 2012

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    Sweaty Aso should try the cool biz look. Every evening we are treated to the sight of his profusely perspiring persona on the news, making him appear even more oily and untrustworthy than he is.

    Posted in: Aso carries out minor Cabinet reshuffle

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    The Friteuse Sans Huile mentioned by Cos looks great. As a student, a big greasy patch formed on the ceiling above our deep fat fryer, which has dissuaded me from getting another one. What are the chances of finding it here?

    Posted in: Taking the heat off fried foods

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    Do they come with a health warning? Is this another cunning ruse by JT to get the kids hooked on fags?

    Posted in: Akina Minami shows her roller blade skills

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    Although it has been demonstrated that many British politicians are money-grasping crooks, just like their Japanese counterparts, the big difference is that the British thieves won't be re-elected. In Japan the voters re-elect known criminals, like that guy in Hokkaido (whose name I have forgotten) who was caught taking bribes, and numerous others.

    If you knowingly elect thieves, and continue to do so, don't be surprised to find your country bankrupt some years later.

    Posted in: Japan can do without preaching on how to fix its economy

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    Brown simply isn't up to the job. He's happy to waste billions of pounds on his social engineering schemes, running up huge debts for future taxpayers to repay.

    His character is such that he is unable to accept any blame or any responsibility for the mess the country is in. I had thought that maybe with all the resignations from his cabinet he might finally get the message, but I'm afraid that if he isn't gone within the next week then he will carry on for another year, until the Labour party are wiped out in the election and the country is bankrupt.

    Posted in: Brown defies calls to step down as British premier

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    I still can't understand why purchasing a huge TV gets you more "eco-points" than purchasing a smaller one which used much less electricity.

    Posted in: Japan green incentives lift electronics sales

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    Why not get rid of the car(s) if driving is such a hassle? You can spend the money saved on holidays elsewhere.

    Posted in: Why I hate driving in Japan

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    I don't take attendance for my classes, but I find that the students you rarely see and those who only show up for exams tend to get very low scores and fail. The good students show up for all the classes, even if they are already familiar with the subject.

    Posted in: Tokyo university gives away iPhones to nab truants via GPS

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    What is "flat rate" about these plans? As far as I can see the bill increases with the amount of data you send, so it's not flat rate. Only the minimum monthly fee has been reduced, the maximum fee is unchanged.

    Posted in: DoCoMo announces new customer satisfaction initiatives

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    Oh deer.

    It doesn't look anything like a deer, more like a malnourished polar bear. They should just show a picture of Hatoyama in the corner of the screen on the analogue channels the whole time, that would soon get people to switch over.

    Posted in: Deer character unveiled as Kusanagi’s successor for digital TV commercials

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    These people hate the west and they hate non-muslims, so why not send them to a middle-eastern country where they will be able to repress women and persecute non-muslims to their hearts desire?

    Posted in: Britain would consider taking Gitmo detainees

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    What you can do with Jetstar is to buy the outward and return tickets separately, avoiding the surcharge on the Australia to Japan flight. Select "Australia" as your location to do this. But you still get directed to a Japanese page when buying the ticket from Japan to Australia.

    Posted in: Jetstar offers half-price fares to Australia

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    All the bureaucrats who allowed torture should be subjected to the same treatment. Let's see how they like it.

    Posted in: Unresolved debate: Does torture work?

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    It's not kidnapping at all: the US has every right to put this guy on trial for piracy, extortion, hostage taking etc. He should think himself lucky he wasn't shot like his mates. Besides, a lifetime in a US jail is better than a life in the cesspit that is Somalia.

    Posted in: Somali teen pirate to stand trial as adult in U.S.

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    It's time for South Korea to pull out of Kaesong and stop funding the rotund despot Kim Jong Il.

    Posted in: N Korea sets tough terms in rare talks with S Korea

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    How about bombing and sinking all the ships and boats in ports used by pirates? If the pirates move to another port, sink all the ships in that port too.

    Posted in: French seize pirate ship as threats mount on U.S. ships

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    I wouldn't class begging as a virtue: it is scrounging off of the labour of others. Somebody has to produce the food we eat, and why should they give it away to those who choose to do nothing?

    That said, I also find excessive consumption rather distasteful. Why do people borrow money to buy unnecessary tat? The key to happiness is, as Mr Micawber pointed out, to live within your means.

    Posted in: Recession a good opportunity to return to Japan's core virtues

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    In Japan, even the thieves have to follow the rules in a manual.

    Posted in: Ready job opportunities await aspiring crooks

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    For Japanese men, a week is seen as a long holiday. Here we have a 41 year old man taking a whole month to travel around India. How many middle-aged Japanese men do you know who have done that?

    Even our students, who have a free month between finishing their exams and starting work, rarely go anywhere or do anything with the longest amount of free time they will have until retirement.

    The customs guy was right to be suspicious.

    Posted in: Drug suspect, caught at Narita, had 273 packs of cannabis in stomach

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    Australia to Japan is pretty cheap and there doesn't seem to be a fuel surcharge if you book on the Australian web site.

    Posted in: Jetstar marks 2 yrs of Japan operations with Y7,000 return fare to Australia

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