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    This girl has nice legs and a great smile.

    This "girl" is a 13 year-old child, for heaven's sake!

    Posted in: Gusto family restaurant chain reveals mystery girl

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    there’s a laptop connected to cables coming out of its back

    A very brief selection of about a million Windows jokes that crossed my mind in an instant:

    1. "Your free trial-version of (insert sexual practice) has expired."
    2. "Do you want to send an error report now?"
    3. "Look's like you're trying to hump a lump of latex. Do you want some help?"

    Posted in: Sex robot focuses on appealing to the mind

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    The bra set comes with a skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear, which doubles up as a flag for use on the course.

    "Honey, hand me your skirt. I can't concentrate..."

    Posted in: Nice putt

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    That's kind of a creepy photo of the day, isn't it. What's next? "A young woman is picking out underwear at a department store"?

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    The statue is actually a Buddhist temple, accessible through an elevator in on of the heels. (No joke!)

    Also, there is a zoo at the foot (feet?) of the statue that is home to exotic animals like squirrels, rabbits, and goats.

    But I agree, it's a nice place to visit.

    Posted in: Big Buddha

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    Japan already has the means to build nuclear weapons, yet it refrains from doing so, because it would be highly counter- productive.

    A nuclear Japan would undoubtedly trigger a further proliferation of nuclear WMD in the region. China would further increase its military modernisation, North Korea would completely deny any future cooperation regarding nuclear disarmament, and South Korea would probably have to try to build the bomb, as well, so it wouldn't become the object of negotiations by "Great Powers" again. Thus Japan would find itself less secure, rather than more.

    Also, I highly doubt that any Japanese government could completely change a centre stone of the country's foreign policy without massive public dissent. For any Japanese politician, except maybe nutjobs like Ishihara Shintaro, suggesting a nuclear arsenal would mean political suicide.

    Posted in: Should Japan have its own nuclear weapons as a deterrent against security threats or should it rely on the U.S. nuclear umbrella?

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    I hope she gets compensated for having to listen to that insipid "Bic Camera" song all day.

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    Kirin said its data research showed that among sodas, Coca-Cola beverages are the most popular, and that among adults, Coke is often consumed along with an alcoholic beverage at night.

    Further research showed that it gets dark at night and that water is wet.

    Posted in: Anyone for vodka cola?

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    "zoftig"?

    Posted in: No-bra gear may gain ground this summer

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    "Now dance, my pretty!"

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    "Let's see, I could talk about my economic policy and maybe draw criticism. Well, let's just damn nukes..."

    That upcomming election must really bother him.

    Posted in: Aso calls for world effort to abolish nukes

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    Quick, call last year and tell them!

    Posted in: Foreign minister says Indiana Jones movie trivializes nuke threat

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    Go, Felix!

    Posted in: Felix Sturm stops Sato to retain WBA middleweight title

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    Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on Aug 6, 1945, when a U.S. B-29 dropped an atomic bomb on the city. He suffered serious burns to his upper body and spent the night in the city. He then returned to his hometown of Nagasaki just in time for the second attack, city officials said.

    Okay, someone has to say it, so it might be just as well me: He must be the most unlucky man in the world. Ever.

    Posted in: 93-year-old man 1st person to be certified as survivor of both A-bombings

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    Nothing says "Rock 'n' Roll" like a kitten dressed in pink.

    Posted in: Hello! Kitty to collaborate with X Japan

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    The Japanese economy can't be that bad if somebody actually buys a paperweight like this.

    Posted in: Golden Tokyo Tower

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    I’m studying to get my qualification as a beer adviser. How well does that job pay? I have conducted some research in this field myself...

    Posted in: Sapporo Beer's 'Image Girl' for 2009 chosen

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    The proliferation of cooking shows on TV is a phenomenon that appears to be global. At least it's spreading across Europe, as well. It's a fad that started with Jamie Oliver and, enhanced by a trend called "cocooning" which basically means the focusing on your home in the face of an ever more complex and insecure world, was picked up by others. Also, such shows are cheap to produce, since you don't need writers or talented actors. And you can even let manufacturers of kitchen appliances sponsor your program.

    Posted in: Japanese cooking shows and the loss of sanity

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    “Then the boy went berserk: ‘It hurts! Stop!’ Two of the office staffers had to hold him down.”

    One would assume that this was the point where the ridiculous treatment had stopped. Poor boy.

    Posted in: Cosmetic surgery for children becoming commonplace

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    While I generally think that wearing fur is gross, I think that men look particulary stupid doing so. Just look at the picture: He is supposed to be a tough figher, but he looks like my granny.

    Posted in: Miki Mizuno and Masato win 'Fur of the Year' Contest

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