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I would love to try this but I would not make it on my own because…
Posted in: Try cooking a Big Mac in rice cooker
Is a smoker: Stupidity Indicator Number 1 Has a child at age 16 (17 for the…
Most pregnant woman work every day through the 1st and 2nd trimester, at actual jobs. She…
Posted in: Meisa Kuroki cancels appearance at March 4 event for fans
Yep, when there's trouble at home whip up some nationalist paranoia at some foreign devil to…
Posted in: Egyptian minister's remarks stoke tensions with U.S.
Apple gets hoist upon their own petard. To the company that will sue anyone trying to…
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Yep. Those chumps should be sued for using Steve Irwin. Steve's family is too nice to make an issue out of it like from what I heard about Bob Marley's family who took the Japapanese whalers to court for using "Bob Marley & the Whalers" on one of their ships. After the court ruled in favor of the whalers and not the Wailers, the ship's captain decided to change the name to just "The Whalers." However, I heard that former fan club members of the both the New England & Hartford Whalers are attempting challenge the usage of the name. Attorney's for the Japanese whalers advised them to not use trade mark names and take a wiser approach like their anti-whaling counter-parts who use the names of real people. So now the captain of the whaler has decided to change the name of his ship to the "Gordie Howe."
Posted in: Huge waves damage Sea Shepherd boat during chase
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Simp
It's tradition, soap opera, and a whole lotta money.
Posted in: Emperor, on 78th birthday, praises nation for its response to disaster
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Simp
That's Pele? He looks too young to be him!
Posted in: Soccer legend Pele visits tsunami-hit school
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Simp
just have everyone bring a bag. what goes up the mountain must come down the mountain. as for the bodies, I don't know...
Posted in: Environmentalists call for toilets on Everest
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Simp
say, has anyone checked the Home Depot parking lot? I bet you'll find the missing 143 folks there.
Posted in: TEPCO says it has lost contact with 143 nuclear plant workers
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Simp
Ok. Now my slow brain understands the headline. "Staff" as in fully erect flag-pole. Ok. I guess "staff" is the best non-obscene word to describe that.
Posted in: SDF member flashes staff at drive-through restaurant in Saitama
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"SDF member flashes "staff" at drive-through restaurant....."
I guess "staff" is a borderline politically correct reference to a male private part. I would have probably just stuck with the term private-part to be on the safe side. Maybe because he was an NCO the editor didn't want to demote him to a private or something like that...??
Posted in: SDF member flashes staff at drive-through restaurant in Saitama
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she can't skate, she aint attractive, and she's past her prime. so you figure, this guys got some dough, and now is the time for her to cash in before it's too late.
Posted in: Figure skater Miki Ando rumored to be in love with 3-time divorcee coach
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Simp
or they can just be nice to them a couple days before they execute them. Take'em to Disneyland or something like that.
Posted in: Amnesty International says Japan executes mentally ill prisoners
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Simp
By the looks of all three of the folks involved in this, I would guess that they are all a bunch of hill-billies and trailer-trash.
The dead-man was an unemployed pedofile The 16-year old was attracted to older men The killer had a teen age daughter who had a fetish for uncle figures
So who the hell cares what happens to any of these people?
Posted in: Kumamoto man arrested after fatally stabbing his daughter’s 38-year-old boyfriend
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Simp
who uses chalk anymore? I thought everyone used dry-erase boards these days?
Posted in: Teacher gets pay cut for putting chalk in yawning student’s mouth
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Simp
two of them suckers already crashed. that's a half billion down the drain already. could have bought two dozen F-15s for that kind of money. furthermore, not one peep about how it happened.
Posted in: U.S. Senate votes to stop production of F-22 jet
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Simp
bunch o' desparate losers
Posted in: Praying for a hubby