Spidey said...

Spidey at 03:11 PM JST - 7th October

Exile the bunch of them!! Oh wait! That only applies to foreigners. Carry on then.

S

Posted in Sumo wrestlers admit in court to hazing, causing teen wrestler's death at 03:11 PM JST - 7th October
Spidey at 02:46 PM JST - 6th October

"Use of accelerator pedal and first gear would get you out of trouble faster than the arrival of a policeman on a bicycle. Wouldn't it?"

More than likely it would get you into a jail cell. Being behind the wheel of a car that hits a pedestrian trumps all other…

Posted in Three taxi drivers attacked by teenage gang in Osaka at 02:46 PM JST - 6th October
Spidey at 01:43 PM JST - 6th October

OK then. Let's not consider that the deceased may have wandered into the path of an oncoming vehicle leaving the driver no time to avoid a collision.

And let's not consider the fact that J-police would have arrested the said driver for reckless driving causing death despite the circumstance.

And…

Posted in Man found dead on street after suspected hit-and-run at 01:43 PM JST - 6th October
Spidey at 08:39 AM JST - 5th October

Tiger Woods

S

Posted in What is your definition of a true sports superstar? at 08:39 AM JST - 5th October
Spidey at 06:55 AM JST - 4th October

OK. I'll be the first...

The pink! It buuuuurns! Take it off!

This is not the same babe that I saw not too long ago that was promoting no fur is best. Not the same at all!

S

Posted in Aya Sugimoto introduces 'Godfather' DVD collection at 06:55 AM JST - 4th October
Spidey at 03:09 PM JST - 2nd October

Is there not even one institution or industry that the Japanese public can trust!? Please! If there is...TELL US!

S

Posted in Univ of Tokyo admits using banned chemical in rice sold to consumers at 03:09 PM JST - 2nd October
Spidey at 02:31 PM JST - 2nd October

Q: "Why should we hire you?"

A: I'm unique.

Q: "What accomplishment are you most proud of?"

A: I've slept with over a thousand women...and you're next.

That should LAND you the job.

S

Posted in What is the trickiest question to answer in a job interview? at 02:31 PM JST - 2nd October
Spidey at 08:53 PM JST - 1st October

Who are the other two behind the five in the front?

Fillers.

S

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Spidey at 03:06 PM JST - 1st October

Since when is "smoking and sleeping" grounds for an arson/murder case? Sounds more like a case of carelessness resulting in avoidable deaths. Avoidable on the part of the J-government that is.

S

Posted in Osaka arson-murder suspect says he was 'fed up with life' at 03:06 PM JST - 1st October
Spidey at 08:46 AM JST - 1st October

No doubt that this guy's a fan of bASS MASTERS, too. Also when living in a concrete jungle, what's a man to do? It's not like you can hop in the pick-up and head down to the creek for a quickie.

S

Posted in Man reeled in over fishing for women's underwear at 08:46 AM JST - 1st October