Spidey said...

Spidey at 10:22 AM JST - 7th November

Another soulless act committed by another soulless individual in a society where soullessness is the norm.

God rest their souls.

S

Posted in Chiba man charged with killing his 4 family members at 10:22 AM JST - 7th November
Spidey at 10:12 AM JST - 7th November

I believe it is native to Japan and was widely used and smoked in a variety of situations until the Americans arrived. Damn puritans!

S

Posted in Two men arrested for possessing 108 cannabis plants in Fukuoka at 10:12 AM JST - 7th November
Spidey at 10:03 AM JST - 7th November

I guess he chose "dare" instead of "truth."

I wonder who is Dominatrix is?

S

Posted in ASDF officer suspended for shopping naked in Miyagi convenience store at 10:03 AM JST - 7th November
Spidey at 08:47 PM JST - 6th November

Learning a language is good exercise for the brain.

It's no more complicated than that.

Nnnnext...

S

Posted in Early learners' brains more efficient when learning English, researchers say at 08:47 PM JST - 6th November
Spidey at 02:57 PM JST - 6th November

That kids got some b@lls!!

What a scene that would make...

Kid: Could you tell me how to get to my grandmother's house?

Clerk: Huh?

Kid: In Sekigahara.

Clerk: Nani?

Kid: Got any pocket monster candy?

Clerk: ?

Kid: Nevermind.

Kid exits store and proceeds to drive away as the…

Posted in 9-year-old boy in Gifu drives family car 3 km to grandmother's home at 02:57 PM JST - 6th November
Spidey at 01:23 PM JST - 6th November

And the "Idiot of the Year Award" goes to...Akira Kurita.

Congratulations! The competition was stiff. (To say the least)

S

Posted in Man arrested for threatening food maker Acecook in Osaka at 01:23 PM JST - 6th November
Spidey at 01:16 PM JST - 6th November

Congratulations to Obama and the American nation.

But I fear that President Obama will have a very big target painted on his back. The secret service has their work cut out for them.

S

I made this comment yesterday in the "Obama sweeps to victory, says change has come to…

Posted in Senior LDP lawmaker voices concern over Obama's safety at 01:16 PM JST - 6th November
Spidey at 09:58 PM JST - 5th November

Shouldn't she be wearing a blindfold?

I sure wish I was...

S

Posted in Jury bra at 09:58 PM JST - 5th November
Spidey at 03:34 PM JST - 5th November

This would make for a great "cartoon of the month."

S

Posted in Man arrested after shooting himself with home-made gun in Ibaraki at 03:34 PM JST - 5th November
Spidey at 03:30 PM JST - 5th November

According to JR West, the roughly 120 passengers on board changed trains and there were no delays to the timetable.

Ya gotta love Japan! 120 possible witnesses down the train...I mean drain.

S

Posted in Man commits suicide in train toilet at 03:30 PM JST - 5th November