Spidey said...

Spidey at 01:21 PM JST - 5th March

Is a fork in the ass considered a serious injury?

S!

Posted in Four injured after 10 men brawl in Saitama family restaurant at 01:21 PM JST - 5th March
Spidey at 03:28 PM JST - 4th March

In most democratically run countries, this would be seen as nothing more than typical mudslinging among bureaucrats. However, in this "democratically" run country, the "mud" never washes off.

Sayonara Ozawa. This doesn't look good for any of us.

S!

Posted in Prosecutors raid local office of Ozawa; DPJ leader refuses to quit at 03:28 PM JST - 4th March
Spidey at 03:18 PM JST - 4th March

This will pay about 10% of my shakken.

Woohoo!!

S!

Posted in Aso's Y12,000 cash handout bill enacted; Koizumi avoids punishment at 03:18 PM JST - 4th March
Spidey at 02:24 PM JST - 4th March

An interesting marketing strategy to say the least. Looks like a winner.

S!

Posted in Hitomi Shimatani to 'marry' one lucky owner of her new single at 02:24 PM JST - 4th March
Spidey at 01:15 PM JST - 4th March

...but at the same time, the law is the law.

He's joking, right?

How many times, in the run of a day, do we see laws being broken due to the rampant complacency of those held responsible for enforcing them. A simple drive to the nearest intersection will prove this…

Posted in Gov't to stick to deportation decision for Filipino family at 01:15 PM JST - 4th March
Spidey at 02:21 PM JST - 3rd March

Lets just hope that this doesn't become a copycat crime.

CRIME!?

Again I ask..."ARE THERE NO VEHICULAR ACCIDENTS IN JAPAN!?"

S!

Posted in School bus driver arrested after hitting 84-year-old woman in Chiba at 02:21 PM JST - 3rd March
Spidey at 02:10 PM JST - 2nd March

...the man approached her in an underground shopping arcade near Yokohama station at around 12.30 p.m.,

Witnesses?

S

Posted in Woman stabbed after being asked for directions near Yokohama station at 02:10 PM JST - 2nd March
Spidey at 10:52 AM JST - 2nd March

The Yaks will start knocking on our doors selling life insurance! Or possibly looking for NHK payments. Both scare the bjeezus out of me.

S

Posted in What are your worst fears if mass layoffs continue due to the economic recession? at 10:52 AM JST - 2nd March
Spidey at 10:47 AM JST - 2nd March

Did some physical support collapse? Did the mother take the two kids and jump?

Most likely the latter I'm afraid.

Pathetic.

S

Posted in 3 die after falling from apartment building in Kobe at 10:47 AM JST - 2nd March
Spidey at 10:43 AM JST - 2nd March

Tragic...but all things considered...predictable.

S

Posted in Woman arrested for stabbing husband to death in Tochigi at 10:43 AM JST - 2nd March