Spidey said...

Spidey at 01:48 PM JST - 14th July

Zen Builder, you never cease to amaze me. Is the word "irresponsibility" not found in the "Zen Dictionary?!"

Time to get off your high horse and meditate a little.

Being in the same room when something like this happens is one thing but not even being in the same building…

Posted in 2-year-old boy falls to death from 7th floor apartment in Osaka at 01:48 PM JST - 14th July
Spidey at 10:50 AM JST - 13th July

"Mr. Smithers, my wallet. Pay the man."

S

Posted in British units of Japan Tobacco to pay 93 mil pound fine over tobacco pricing at 10:50 AM JST - 13th July
Spidey at 02:55 PM JST - 11th July

Talk about being hard up! 30 years his senior and bedridden at that!

S

Posted in 37-year-old caregiver arrested for sexually assaulting 65-year-old bedridden woman in Chiba at 02:55 PM JST - 11th July
Spidey at 03:19 PM JST - 10th July

This is what happens when banks fail to install drivethru ATMs. The cutomers take matters into their own hands. Or feet as it were.

S

Posted in Bank at 03:19 PM JST - 10th July
Spidey at 03:15 PM JST - 10th July

What a great way to busy up the local j-police.

"Hey! I just saw a really big crocodile in the river. Send all available police to search for it." "Right away, sir."

Meanwhile...

S

Posted in 1.5-meter-long crocodile spotted in Saitama river at 03:15 PM JST - 10th July
Spidey at 03:11 PM JST - 10th July

I'm just wondering why she didn't do herself in also as per Japanese tradition.

S

Posted in Monk strangled by wife in Yamanashi at 03:11 PM JST - 10th July
Spidey at 11:45 AM JST - 9th July

They look about as coordinated as a bunch of 2-headed mules.

Now if they were all holding their bikini tops instead of plastic balls in their hands, I would be much happier. ^_^

S

Posted in Swimming at 11:45 AM JST - 9th July
Spidey at 11:36 AM JST - 9th July

Too much tongue...

Talking about the ex.

S

Posted in What are the biggest mistakes single men or women make on their first date which usually torpedo any chance of a relationship? at 11:36 AM JST - 9th July
Spidey at 07:00 PM JST - 8th July

Only 18 years for premeditated murder?!

J-police have absolutely no concept of logic or consistency whatsoever.

S

Posted in Saga man gets 18 years for strangling girlfriend in car at 07:00 PM JST - 8th July
Spidey at 07:42 AM JST - 8th July

Sarge...I was referring to the heat resistant look and colour of the cloth and the plastic looking screw on legs. Maybe one of them is a known pyromaniac. But come to think of it...my ironing board IS shaped like that. Go figure.

Posted in Lunch at 07:42 AM JST - 8th July