Weasel said...

Weasel at 12:29 PM JST - 15th February

Guess telling their kids to get a second job, use craigslist, ebay, or even (snicker) lower their lifestyle is out of the question.

Posted in Poor elderly women financially supporting grown-up children at 12:29 PM JST - 15th February
Weasel at 12:23 PM JST - 15th February

That beats the old way to keep the noise down by having a stereo war between neighbors.

Posted in Man sets fire to apartment due to noisy neighbor at 12:23 PM JST - 15th February
Weasel at 04:36 AM JST - 14th February

Wow, boy band reunions...how original.

Posted in Anzen Chitai announces comeback concert tour after 7 years at 04:36 AM JST - 14th February
Weasel at 04:35 AM JST - 14th February

they betta step up security. someones gonna try ta assasinate him

Why bother...he's killing himself in the polls.

Posted in Bullet-like object mailed to Hatoyama for 2nd time at 04:35 AM JST - 14th February
Weasel at 09:42 AM JST - 13th February

Try lowering the prices on their cars rather than offer free BS promises if you want to win customers.

Posted in Toyota to expand disclosure to win back trust at 09:42 AM JST - 13th February
Weasel at 12:45 PM JST - 10th February

Is it just me or does it look like she has aged about 20 years over the last few months?

A couple of hours in a smoky pachinko parlor will do that do you.

Posted in Pachslot at 12:45 PM JST - 10th February
Weasel at 12:35 PM JST - 10th February

Must be a really slow news day if this makes the national news.

Posted in Stuffed teenage girls arrested for trying to eat and run at restaurant at 12:35 PM JST - 10th February
Weasel at 12:30 PM JST - 7th February

Don't even see what's the big deal here. Guess the B-52 lacked the sex appeal of the B-2, so everyone is all upset the Kadena airshow wasn't up to their standards?

Posted in B-52 bomber makes unscheduled landing at U.S. base in Okinawa at 12:30 PM JST - 7th February
Weasel at 09:56 AM JST - 6th February

stylish women living in the here-and-now

Isn't that a contraction of terms?

Posted in Imalu suits up for Aoyama at 09:56 AM JST - 6th February
Weasel at 01:46 PM JST - 5th February

tachoochi - hit the nail on the head

Posted in Rental shops for pets, underwear, bikes thriving amid slump at 01:46 PM JST - 5th February