Wottock_Hunt said...

Wottock_Hunt at 05:41 PM JST - 16th June

Because the idea of digging streets up is so appalling? That's why the ashphalt gets ripped to pieces all over town all the bleeding time, so three blokes with sticks can guide us round the holes.

While the hole's there, stick the bleeding cables in it.

Posted in Power lines at 05:41 PM JST - 16th June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:19 PM JST - 15th June

Sarx - again with the "this is the way it is done here, so it's the way it should be done".

Just think for a moment about your earthquake argument. When the big one hits, the power's going out. No maybe, it's going out.

So, without power, you have the…

Posted in Power lines at 09:19 PM JST - 15th June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:51 PM JST - 12th June

Does anybody else think she looks like Stan Laurel?

I think she's doing a good enough job of expressing what many of us think when we hear how much these dopey old sows spend on this Emperor's New Clothes hobby.

Posted in Reese Witherspoon at 09:51 PM JST - 12th June
Wottock_Hunt at 04:28 PM JST - 12th June

I'll bet she goes like a train.

Posted in 22-yr-old drunken woman held for attacking police box in Chiba at 04:28 PM JST - 12th June
Wottock_Hunt at 10:13 PM JST - 10th June

A ladyfriend of mine was once stopped by the rozzers on her way to an evening with a special friend. When the anal beads and rampant rabbit were discovered, the constable blushed, stammered, and sent her on her way.

Posted in Police search at 10:13 PM JST - 10th June
Wottock_Hunt at 02:36 PM JST - 10th June

Youdon't know - you clearly don't.

There's no "deformation" of character here - defamation requires a misrepresentation. There's no mention of the rozzer's character her, just an inference that he's not much of a one for salads.

He ate the pies. He can live with the consequences.

Posted in Police search at 02:36 PM JST - 10th June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:36 AM JST - 10th June

“An increasing number of men who indulge in immoderate and continual masturbation,” he says, “suffer a diminished ability to ejaculate with a live sexual partner.”

Pish and tish. I've been tugging like a champ for twenty-five years and it's done me no harm.

Anyway, I've just got to shave my…

Posted in Sex becoming a luxury for working poor at 09:36 AM JST - 10th June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:31 AM JST - 10th June

Is this a policeman? I thought it was Super Mario...

You're going to have a good explanation before you search me in the streets, officer. Petty officialdom loves this kind of excuse for self-aggrandisement.

Posted in Police search at 09:31 AM JST - 10th June
Wottock_Hunt at 05:34 PM JST - 9th June

That isn't her shoulder...

Posted in Akihabara at 05:34 PM JST - 9th June
Wottock_Hunt at 05:27 PM JST - 8th June

Even the people crowded round the dog (with the exception of the woman kneeling at the front right who, I suspect, gets excited quite a lot), don't look impressed. What am I supposed to be looking at?

Posted in Poodle at 05:27 PM JST - 8th June