Wottock_Hunt said...

Wottock_Hunt at 09:36 AM JST - 10th June

“An increasing number of men who indulge in immoderate and continual masturbation,” he says, “suffer a diminished ability to ejaculate with a live sexual partner.”

Pish and tish. I've been tugging like a champ for twenty-five years and it's done me no harm.

Anyway, I've just got to shave my…

Posted in Sex becoming a luxury for working poor at 09:36 AM JST - 10th June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:31 AM JST - 10th June

Is this a policeman? I thought it was Super Mario...

You're going to have a good explanation before you search me in the streets, officer. Petty officialdom loves this kind of excuse for self-aggrandisement.

Posted in Police search at 09:31 AM JST - 10th June
Wottock_Hunt at 05:34 PM JST - 9th June

That isn't her shoulder...

Posted in Akihabara at 05:34 PM JST - 9th June
Wottock_Hunt at 05:27 PM JST - 8th June

Even the people crowded round the dog (with the exception of the woman kneeling at the front right who, I suspect, gets excited quite a lot), don't look impressed. What am I supposed to be looking at?

Posted in Poodle at 05:27 PM JST - 8th June
Wottock_Hunt at 10:03 AM JST - 8th June

The wife's out on Tuesday - my digs are available...

Posted in Porn producers look for more daring locations at 10:03 AM JST - 8th June
Wottock_Hunt at 10:34 PM JST - 7th June

Save your money, shy folks - I could stare at this for days...

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs

Posted in Interactive DVD for shy people at 10:34 PM JST - 7th June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:20 PM JST - 7th June

I don't think there's anything particularly wrong with doing a dance for someone, just because you share a name.

I, for example, share a common epithet with former Prime Minister Tony Blair, and keep writing to him, offering to perform an ancient Saxon Moon Dance for him and his grasping…

Posted in 'Obama Girls' fly to Hawaii to cheer on Obama for U.S. presidency at 09:20 PM JST - 7th June
Wottock_Hunt at 03:29 PM JST - 3rd June

Then why, my dear sarcasm, do you spend so much time commenting on my opinions, rather than addressing the topic of the thread?

Do you, or do you not, think it is a good thing that the unelected Prime Minister does not possess the political clout necessary to dress himself?

Posted in Fukuda to give up wearing ties to contribute to energy-saving at 03:29 PM JST - 3rd June
Wottock_Hunt at 03:21 PM JST - 3rd June

That is a big fat bloke. He's lost the equivalent of me and he's still morbidly obese.

Posted in KONISHIKI succeeds in losing 70 kg after stomach operation at 03:21 PM JST - 3rd June
Wottock_Hunt at 09:29 PM JST - 2nd June

What a slag.

Posted in 5,000 fans greet Mariah Carey, who arrives 1 hour late for 10-minute event at Venus Fort in Tokyo at 09:29 PM JST - 2nd June