almostshat's past comments

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  almostshatJun. 18, 2012 - 06:25PM JST

  Could be the perfect excuse to take shelter in an English pub, with a few pints of Speckled Hen, and watch England hammer Ukraine (4am Wed. morning), then pray to God for the email from work saying its a day-off!

  Posted in: Typhoon heads toward Okinawa

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  almostshatJun. 17, 2012 - 07:20AM JST

  And then she licks the paper, and you get to breathe in all her germs.. influenza? AIDS? herpes? Mmm, yummy

  Posted in: Have your tobacco rolled by sexy women at Japan’s first 'shag bar'

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  almostshatJun. 17, 2012 - 07:11AM JST

  Best of luck, Mr. Mainali. Enjoy every moment of you new life with your family.

  Posted in: Wrongly jailed Nepalese man returns home from Japan

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  almostshatJun. 16, 2012 - 01:56AM JST

  I'm shagged out reading this. Feel like some wacky backy

  Posted in: Have your tobacco rolled by sexy women at Japan’s first 'shag bar'

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  almostshatJun. 12, 2012 - 08:17AM JST

  I bet he is so upset to have to leave this wonderful country

  Posted in: Deportation order issued against Nepali granted retrial in 1997 murder case

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  almostshatJun. 11, 2012 - 11:19PM JST

  Tmarie, thats why I always carry a brolly with a nice, shiny, pointy spike. Sometimes I feel like the fourth musketeer swashbuckling my way through a tsunami of myopic kamikaze cyclists. Great fun.

  Posted in: Calls made for bicycles to have number plates

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  almostshatJun. 11, 2012 - 09:36PM JST

  On the spot 2000 yen fine for using phone/ holding umbrella/walking the dog/reading manga etc etc etc while cycling. 5000 yen later at koban if you don't have the dosh on you.

  Posted in: Calls made for bicycles to have number plates

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  almostshatJun. 08, 2012 - 08:49PM JST

  LOL

  Posted in: K-pop boy groups 2PM and 2AM merge

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  almostshatJun. 07, 2012 - 09:22PM JST

  The AKBs could be the next prime minister: 1 week each with 4 weeks off for photo opps. Then they could retire and get a job at Hooters, after some serious surgery...

  Posted in: AKB48 No. 1

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  almostshatJun. 07, 2012 - 12:38PM JST

  Seppuku. Show you mean it, liar.

  Posted in: Hotel company president gets down on her knees to apologize for fatal fire

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  almostshatJun. 05, 2012 - 05:53AM JST

  17 years on the run, going down the local izakaya 3 nights a week with her mates, acc to NHK. Mmm, makes one wonder..

  Posted in: Police question ex-Aum fugitive Kikuchi about her 17 years on the run

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  almostshatJun. 01, 2012 - 11:07PM JST

  Thought I was drunker than in fact I was; but not, it transpires. Hic.

  Posted in: M5.2 earthquake jolts eastern Japan

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  almostshatJun. 01, 2012 - 09:26AM JST

  Bag lady looks like a great mom. Leave her alone.

  I used to smoke 40 a day. 3 fags (that what cigarettes were called, in the days when gay meant happy) in bed before I got up! Gave up in 1980 when the cost of a pack went up to 70 pence (UK)! I'm not paying that!

  Took 5 years to lose the urge. Hardest part was passing on the joints....

  Posted in: World No Tobacco Day

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  almostshatJun. 01, 2012 - 09:15AM JST

  Enlighten me please; what's the legal minimum age in this country?

  Posted in: 2 arrested for forcing 14-year-old girl to swim naked in pond

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  almostshatJun. 01, 2012 - 09:12AM JST

  Brown envelopes LOFL

  Posted in: Hashimoto reverses stance; OKs limited restart of Oi reactors

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  almostshatMay. 25, 2012 - 09:19PM JST

  By my calculations, 1961 to 2012 is 51 years. If he had been sentenced to life imprisonment, he would have been out decades ago. so he not only gets a double life imprisonment sentence, he also gets to swing!? Is that next clatter of keys in his cell door his daily riceball, or the hangman?

  Cruel and unusual punishment? Unbelievable. Guilty or not, hasn't he paid for it?

  Shame on you Japan

  Posted in: Court rejects retrial for man on death row over 1961 killings

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  almostshatMay. 22, 2012 - 09:31PM JST

  Seig Heil Mein Fuhrer

  Posted in: Fukuoka mayor imposes 1-month alcohol ban for public servants

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  almostshatMay. 18, 2012 - 11:53PM JST

  Wow this gay stuff has really got the JT goat. The phrase "get a life" springs to mind? Back to the fridge for another can...

  Posted in: Beat Takeshi compares same-sex marriage with bestiality

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  almostshatMay. 18, 2012 - 09:32PM JST

  In spite of what he said, I still think Beat is quite cute and sexy. If he changes his mind, in the immortal words of Mr Humphries, "I'm free!" Come out of the closet, big boy...

  Posted in: Beat Takeshi compares same-sex marriage with bestiality

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  almostshatMay. 17, 2012 - 12:26AM JST

  And why do people with kids want to live on the 11th. floor (or wotever)? Surely there are alternatives

  Posted in: 3-yr-old boy, left home alone, falls to death from 11th-floor balcony