anderstungtwist said...

anderstungtwist at 03:40 AM JST - 15th April

Director: Now, point at the moon. Stop! Put your pants back on.

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anderstungtwist at 03:38 AM JST - 15th April

A shaky win, but it will strengthen his case for the Cy Young later. That's because sportswriters are stupid. To them a win is a win. I've actually heard Michael Kay say, "His e.r.a. is high because he pitches to the score." Right.

Posted in Matsuzaka wins 3rd straight despite shaky outing at 03:38 AM JST - 15th April
anderstungtwist at 04:15 PM JST - 9th April

Some people clip their fingernails - usually multitasking obasans.

Posted in What behavior by train passengers bugs you the most? at 04:15 PM JST - 9th April
anderstungtwist at 04:13 PM JST - 9th April

Kimutaku...my God! the least manly man among the least manly men in the earth

I could carve a finer figure of a man from a banana.

Posted in Which celebrities are you sick and tired of reading or hearing about? at 04:13 PM JST - 9th April
anderstungtwist at 04:11 PM JST - 9th April

Japan Today: His brother was rescued by a passer-by, but was dead by the time he was pulled out.

Do we call it a "rescue" if the person dies?

Posted in 4-year-old boy drowns in Fukuoka pond at 04:11 PM JST - 9th April
anderstungtwist at 06:58 PM JST - 8th April

I would have immediately returned the money. Someone's job is at stake.

Posted in Train ticket machine gives back too much change in Nagoya at 06:58 PM JST - 8th April
anderstungtwist at 03:44 PM JST - 8th April

Kimutaku - he always looks aroused.

Posted in Which celebrities are you sick and tired of reading or hearing about? at 03:44 PM JST - 8th April
anderstungtwist at 02:20 PM JST - 8th April

I know that its been said before, but what bugs me the most are the people who don't even have the common decent courtesy to cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

Don't forget yawning. Oh, but when they laugh, they cover their mouths. Sheesh.

I hate the lip-smacking…

Posted in What behavior by train passengers bugs you the most? at 02:20 PM JST - 8th April
anderstungtwist at 01:48 PM JST - 8th April

I believe the robots are our future, and we must teach them well and let them lead the way.

It is their aluminum-alloy arms, not ours, that will bear the weight of the problems our generation causes. We must remember that the examples we set today will be the guidelines…

Posted in Robots could substitute for over 3.5 million human workers by 2025 at 01:48 PM JST - 8th April
anderstungtwist at 01:08 AM JST - 8th April

I bet the stings made them run even faster!

I caught this on the telly, Bee-Bee-C 1. You might say after bee-ing stung, they made a bee-line for the finish line. They shouldn't have taken that break at the buzz stop. Alright, I'll stop droning.

Posted in 32 runners stung by honey bees during marathon in Saga at 01:08 AM JST - 8th April