anderstungtwist said...

anderstungtwist at 09:42 PM JST - 25th April

I love it when my kids do something wrong, hear my footsteps and then put their hands up above their heads in blocking position. I did actually hit them a bit, but now I like tickling them.

Posted in What are your views on parents hitting young children as a means of punishing or disciplining them? at 09:42 PM JST - 25th April
anderstungtwist at 08:24 PM JST - 24th April

It is not racist to say Japanese, or Asians, can't ride bicycles or drive cars properly. Just look at the traffic statistics.

Would it be ageist to say that 18-25 year-olds are bad drivers? No, because the statistics back it up. That's why their insurance rates are higher. Why does…

Posted in What do you think of attempts by police to get people to stop using cell phones and listening to music while riding bicycles? at 08:24 PM JST - 24th April
anderstungtwist at 08:17 PM JST - 24th April

I haven't read a book in years. What a waste of time.

Posted in Japan’s best-known novelist fails to deliver—again at 08:17 PM JST - 24th April
anderstungtwist at 07:06 PM JST - 24th April

Why would they notify him that "We're getting warmer!" I suppose next time they'll announce an address they plan to break into suddenly after arriving with 30 noisy sirens.

Posted in Ichihashi reportedly seen in Tokyo's gay area at 07:06 PM JST - 24th April
anderstungtwist at 01:09 AM JST - 22nd April

Just do your job and go home, and if you don't like him/her, find another one.

That's what I did. Mr. Kodama, are you reading this? Doosh!

Posted in Dealing with a difficult boss at 01:09 AM JST - 22nd April
anderstungtwist at 05:44 AM JST - 21st April

"Runs" not "scores" are made. This is when you touch home plate. "A sport game" is redundant. Just say "sport" or "game". Cubans also like baseball. I usually enjoy baseball with strangers on the internet.

Posted in Sato homers as Nippon Ham beats Softbank at 05:44 AM JST - 21st April
anderstungtwist at 10:37 PM JST - 18th April

Yeah, but I don't want to say because they'll become even lazier.

Posted in Families headed by widowed mothers badly in debt amid rising prices at 10:37 PM JST - 18th April
anderstungtwist at 06:53 PM JST - 18th April

This is particularly surprising considering how cheap term life insurance has become since the advent of the internet. These widows are as financially adept as those who take out house loans which require monthly payments of over 50% of their income.

Posted in Families headed by widowed mothers badly in debt amid rising prices at 06:53 PM JST - 18th April
anderstungtwist at 03:40 AM JST - 15th April

Director: Now, point at the moon. Stop! Put your pants back on.

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anderstungtwist at 03:38 AM JST - 15th April

A shaky win, but it will strengthen his case for the Cy Young later. That's because sportswriters are stupid. To them a win is a win. I've actually heard Michael Kay say, "His e.r.a. is high because he pitches to the score." Right.

Posted in Matsuzaka wins 3rd straight despite shaky outing at 03:38 AM JST - 15th April