beavis said...

beavis at 11:20 PM JST - 8th May

Beauty fades, Dumb is forever!

Posted in Juno at 11:20 PM JST - 8th May
beavis at 11:21 AM JST - 8th May
jerseyboy rules!
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I'm surprised.  I would have thought Japan would be
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much lower on the list. and Save the Children Japan??? There's no such organization
Posted in Japan drops to 31st in 'Mothers' Index' at 11:21 AM JST - 8th May
beavis at 11:08 AM JST - 8th May

Japanese girl forgot to put her bra on first. She looks as intelligent as her outfit.

Posted in Juno at 11:08 AM JST - 8th May
beavis at 02:24 AM JST - 8th May

A heavier form of punishment for these crimes is necessary. The only people who need to worry about the death sentence are the people who commit these acts.

Posted in Man arrested for fatally beating 3-month-old son in Miyagi at 02:24 AM JST - 8th May
beavis at 02:20 AM JST - 8th May

Rambo sucks! Chuck Norris should kick his ass.

Posted in Stallone at 02:20 AM JST - 8th May
beavis at 12:14 PM JST - 7th May

Civil servant demoted for accessing porn sites 780,000 times during office hours

This guy is my hero!

Posted in Civil servant demoted for accessing porn sites 780,000 times during office hours at 12:14 PM JST - 7th May
beavis at 12:01 PM JST - 7th May

This is the polite way to do it. Drive out to the country, turn the engine off and roll up the windows, combine fluids, and come to an end. No need to endanger the neighbors.

Posted in Four found dead after inhaling lethal gas made from detergent in Takayama at 12:01 PM JST - 7th May
beavis at 11:43 AM JST - 7th May

dumped the body of their 6-month-old baby daughter in a river

So did he kill the child first? Who writes this crap?

Posted in Nepalese man held on suspicion of killing wife, tossing baby daughter's body in river at 11:43 AM JST - 7th May
beavis at 11:41 AM JST - 7th May

At least the workers were smart enough to hand over the cash and not risk their lives in defense of 7-11.

Posted in Three convenience stores robbed in Yokohama at 11:41 AM JST - 7th May
beavis at 11:37 AM JST - 7th May

Reared carefully

He said reared. huh huh

Posted in Yezo deer meat used for hamburgers in Hokkaido at 11:37 AM JST - 7th May