billclinton said...

billclinton at 07:05 PM JST - 18th December

‘‘I intend to come back no matter what happens and no matter how many years it takes.’’

If a lion eats him I guess he means he was joking.

Posted in Comedian sets out on around-the-world run-and-sail trek at 07:05 PM JST - 18th December
billclinton at 04:30 PM JST - 18th December

“I’ve been coming to crowded places where there are lots of women wearing short skirts for about two years now. I read up on techniques on the Internet.”

I would have thought that most techniques do not include women with husbands lingering about.

Posted in Man arrested for filming up woman’s skirt in shopping center at 04:30 PM JST - 18th December
billclinton at 10:22 AM JST - 18th December

Let me guess...she wanted to break up?

Posted in Man commits suicide in Yamanashi; police suspect involvement in woman’s death in Kanagawa at 10:22 AM JST - 18th December
billclinton at 11:17 PM JST - 17th December

Sarge old buddy,

The Matrix trilogy was not that bad.

Posted in The Day the Earth Stood Still at 11:17 PM JST - 17th December
billclinton at 10:48 PM JST - 17th December

This movie will suck big time. I saw the preview when watching the great "tropic of thunder" last week. I do not want to see this stupid movie ever. Must be so boring. Must be the stupidest movie since "contact". Yuk. I will never watch it. No way. Never. Must…

Posted in The Day the Earth Stood Still at 10:48 PM JST - 17th December
billclinton at 10:16 PM JST - 17th December

likeitis,

yeah but everyone here knows how bad the cops are here. They deserve no mercy.

Posted in Woman dies after being hit by car, then dragged for 700 meters in Utsunomiya at 10:16 PM JST - 17th December
billclinton at 09:22 PM JST - 17th December

North,

That is hilarious. People should just eat their snot. Its ultimate historic remedy to build up the immune system. Chocolate milk cannot cut it. Pick your nose and eat it.

Posted in Flu epidemic starts across Japan at 09:22 PM JST - 17th December
billclinton at 09:00 PM JST - 17th December

drunk salary men who try to talk to you with provocative, condescending English in a bar, on a train, or in the street. They are looking for a fight but if you beat the hell out of them, its you who goes down. Very very annoying.

Posted in What bad manners annoy you the most in public places? at 09:00 PM JST - 17th December
billclinton at 08:43 PM JST - 17th December

BBLeo,

Gee, perhaps it was a drunken first date, rather than an alcohol problem. How about the victim? Where is your regard for her? Can she start her life again? Bring him out of the mud? he dragged a woman 700 meters with his car. He deserves mud forever and…

Posted in Woman dies after being hit by car, then dragged for 700 meters in Utsunomiya at 08:43 PM JST - 17th December
billclinton at 06:11 PM JST - 17th December

nice tourist attraction. I would love to see a stealth in action.

Posted in US to deploy 12 stealth fighters to Okinawa at 06:11 PM JST - 17th December