cactusJack said...

cactusJack at 01:12 PM JST - 6th March

thedesertfox: You don't dust for vomit, you use an ultraviolet light.

Posted in 19-year-old college student dies after drinking party in Aichi at 01:12 PM JST - 6th March
cactusJack at 04:17 PM JST - 4th March

reminds me of the lyrics to the song "I'll Sue Ya" by Weird Al Yankovic. Do a search and you will see what I mean.

Posted in Daughter of woman who choked to death on konjac jelly seeks compensation at 04:17 PM JST - 4th March
cactusJack at 04:10 PM JST - 4th March

It will probably COST the government an ADDITIONAL 12,000 yen to HAND OUT 12,000 yen, so if you use this 12,000 yen to pay for your taxes...

Posted in Aso's Y12,000 cash handout bill enacted; Koizumi avoids punishment at 04:10 PM JST - 4th March
cactusJack at 12:41 PM JST - 13th February

And this just in: "The proposed Tokyo Olympic Mascot will be an ANIME character in a sexually suggestive but discreet maid outfit."

Posted in Tokyo hands in bid book for 2016 Olympics at 12:41 PM JST - 13th February
cactusJack at 12:57 PM JST - 15th January

I am waiting for the Obama-faced SENBEI and SHU CREAM. yum!

Posted in Japanese hot-spring area makes happi coats for Obama family at 12:57 PM JST - 15th January
cactusJack at 11:51 PM JST - 29th October

One word: Pork Belly Futures.

Posted in Considering the turbulent state of global financial markets, what would you advise anyone with money to invest in? at 11:51 PM JST - 29th October
cactusJack at 12:24 PM JST - 29th October

Use Ubuntu Linux and you never have to read these Microsoft articles again.

Posted in Microsoft says next Windows won't be as annoying at 12:24 PM JST - 29th October
cactusJack at 10:37 PM JST - 22nd October

They should teach these kids how to set up good firewalls and how to make Linux boxes...then later on they can get good I.T. jobs and keep China out. nuff said.

Posted in Information-communication technology spreading to classrooms at 10:37 PM JST - 22nd October
cactusJack at 10:34 PM JST - 22nd October

These hospitals have got to get their head out of the PROFIT column and into the PEOPLE column. nuff said.

Posted in Pregnant woman rejected by 7 hospitals in Tokyo, dies after delivery at 10:34 PM JST - 22nd October
cactusJack at 04:54 PM JST - 20th October

You have to wonder if these shoes would be considered "burnable" garbage, or would they go in the "non-burnable" pile...Just think of the hassle of putting them in the "non-burnable" pile and seeing them the next day with a "THIS IS BURNABLE" sticker on it when in fact, being an…

Posted in NTT develops shoes that generate electricity at 04:54 PM JST - 20th October