conqueror_of_Uranus said...

conqueror_of_Uranus at 11:29 PM JST - 31st March

The Japanese definition of "Bacon" is salted, pressed, and smoked/steamed. It's cut thicker than American Bacon, and usually doesn't fry into a crisp. Most bacon in Japan is called something like "shoulder bacon" or "smoked pork"

Posted in Celebrity Australian chef introduces Japan to the pleasure of breakfast at 11:29 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:26 PM JST - 31st March

And name some rock stars from the "hair band" era who weren't "faggy cvnts".

Posted in Rock group X JAPAN holds reunion concert in Tokyo at 07:26 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:14 PM JST - 31st March

The King and Queen of the Municipality of Sealand.

Posted in Which current world leader do you respect the most? at 07:14 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:02 PM JST - 31st March

"“He was taken to hospital but died on arrival.”

Probably more like “declared dead on arrival.” This mistranslation always irks me."

In Japanese it would be "病院で死亡が確認されました” (His death was confirmed at the hospital) In Japan, only a physician can declare a person dead, unless there are visible signs of…

Posted in Man found stabbed to death in restaurant car park in Saitama at 07:02 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:56 PM JST - 31st March

A good hearty English breakfast helps prevent gall-stones; recent study.

Posted in Celebrity Australian chef introduces Japan to the pleasure of breakfast at 06:56 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:45 PM JST - 31st March

Seems fitting that he would shoot his public roster photo in his "Earl of Burgundy-esque" graduation ceremony attire.

Posted in Chancellor's secret sex room revealed in court at 06:45 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:38 PM JST - 31st March

Great, now some nerd knows how to drive a tank.

Posted in GSDF sergeant fired for stealing and selling manuals on tank at 06:38 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:37 PM JST - 31st March

If they cannot think of a compelling enough reason to force removal of body piercings, the woman should be compensated fully.

Posted in Woman forced to remove nipple ring at Texas airport at 06:37 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:36 PM JST - 31st March

Leave it to the Aviation Cops to think of a dangerous application for nipple rings.

Posted in Woman forced to remove nipple ring at Texas airport at 06:36 PM JST - 31st March
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:29 PM JST - 31st March

The same people who berate the lack of fences will rap Japan on cementing rivers.

Posted in 5-year-old boy drowns in pond in Iwate at 06:29 PM JST - 31st March