conqueror_of_Uranus said...

conqueror_of_Uranus at 03:44 PM JST - 2nd June

Some readers seem to have the impression that a single uniformed officer can take down the entire organised crime syndicate.

Thus the, "Don't they have better things to do than stop a gajin on bicycle? Aren't there real criminals like murderers and Yaks!" type comments.

Is there any contry country…

Posted in Are Japanese police really as incompetent as readers on Japan Today make them out to be? at 03:44 PM JST - 2nd June
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:36 PM JST - 30th May

I just remembered the dandy's name, Crown Duke Archibold, was it?

Posted in Who gets your vote for the most evil movie villain of all time? at 06:36 PM JST - 30th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:12 PM JST - 30th May

The faggy dandy in Rob Roy. Prancing around in his thights, wig, and makeup while leashing out brutally cold oppression

Posted in Who gets your vote for the most evil movie villain of all time? at 05:12 PM JST - 30th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:08 PM JST - 30th May

I meant lack of creativity and science on the Junta's part.

Posted in Myanmar lashes out at donors; says cyclone victims do not need 'bars of chocolate' at 05:08 PM JST - 30th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 04:58 PM JST - 30th May

A fan of Jeffrey Dahmer, no doubt.

Posted in Police find human bone in sewage drain in Tokyo after murderer's confession at 04:58 PM JST - 30th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 04:14 PM JST - 30th May

Even Myanmar Generals do not want to cremate the dead bodies from cyclone. Their excuse is fuel is so expensive for cremation.

Shows a lack of creativity and knowledge of science. A dead body wrapped several times in cloth will burn like a candle as fats and bodily fluids melt…

Posted in Myanmar lashes out at donors; says cyclone victims do not need 'bars of chocolate' at 04:14 PM JST - 30th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 03:59 PM JST - 30th May

I wonder how he caught up to his victims. That dude is one META-BO guy.

Posted in Man on nationwide wanted list for knife attacks arrested in Saitama at 03:59 PM JST - 30th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 04:55 PM JST - 28th May

weak people choose the easy way out

In many cases, suicide is not the "easy way out".

Have you ever been in a life-threatening situation? It takes some strong determination to look death in it's hollow black eyes and charge him head-on.

Let's say you're Christian. You believe in the…

Posted in Suicides in Japan certain to top 30,000 for 10th straight year at 04:55 PM JST - 28th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 03:29 PM JST - 28th May

Koizumi already did the Karyuishi shirt. What Fukuda needs to do is something with more flair.

Maybe a bowling shirt with flames and Social Distortion patches would be nice, with tight checkered shorts, of course.

Posted in Fukuda to give up wearing ties to contribute to energy-saving at 03:29 PM JST - 28th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 03:10 PM JST - 28th May

The nerds are probably the only 20somethings using the H-Job and B-Job parlours. That and the Host dudes who want to knock one off after a night's work.

Posted in Are young males losing interest in commercial sex? at 03:10 PM JST - 28th May