conqueror_of_Uranus said...

conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:00 PM JST - 12th May

I once knew the daughter of a rich man, she bought a new Porsche amost every three months, everytime she got in a fender bender.

I suggested she buy a Volvo or Lexus as they don't dent as easy and have more safety measures, but she said, "they aren't cute".…

Posted in at 06:00 PM JST - 12th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:57 PM JST - 12th May

More impressive than "Terminator 3" at 60. -Less computer generated imagery, more diving from explosions.

Posted in Rambo takes aim at Myanmar junta at 05:57 PM JST - 12th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:53 PM JST - 12th May

ToughGuyBanker: I hear ya on that, but in Japan, I have yet to meet a single person who owns a supercar that is actually worthy of it. Not saying all Japanese guys who own a car like this are unworthy, but for the most part, they just don't appreciate the…

Posted in at 05:53 PM JST - 12th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:49 PM JST - 12th May

Afterwards Stallone gave Kameda boxing tips that he learned during the filming of the "Rocky series".

1: Take 30 consecutive jabs to face in the first round. Make no attempt to block or dodge.

2: When being followed by Soviet Secret Service agents, run up a snowy mountain. Howling at…

Posted in Boxer Koki Kameda meets Stallone at 05:49 PM JST - 12th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:35 PM JST - 11th May

Ermmmm.... Smoking kills....

Posted in Cops under fire for giving cigarette, lighter to kerosene-soaked man at 06:35 PM JST - 11th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:06 PM JST - 7th May

Hmm, my old Citizen Altessa Watch got 95% of those function and I bought it 8yrs ago.

Yes I'm sure it does. But, can it withstand a fall onto concrete from 25 feet. Or can it keep it's watertight seal at 20 feet of sea water. As, these are the…

Posted in Multi-band atomic watch at 05:06 PM JST - 7th May
conqueror_of_Uranus at 08:15 PM JST - 24th April

HAhahahah!

Yu haf beeen taahgeted foh tehrminashun!

Posted in Iran kicked out of defense show in Malaysia for exhibiting missile products at 08:15 PM JST - 24th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:53 PM JST - 24th April

The car looks like a Subaru Impreza WRC.

The cops will probably investigate as a speeding incident based on the car type.

namabiru4me, in Japan, all parties except pedestrian and cyclist are held responsible in a traffic accident.

Being rear ended at a red light usually results in a 98%vs2%…

Posted in 7 pedestrians injured, 1 critically, in Tokyo car-truck crash at 07:53 PM JST - 24th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:21 PM JST - 24th April

Although I'm usually neutral, I'm casting my lots in with the "No sympathy from me" crowd.

These women broke the law (twice) and reacted with about as much tact as a drunken Chris Farley.

Would they have reacted the same to Singaporean, Chinese, American, [insert country of choice here] cops?…

Posted in Roughed up by the cops in Shinjuku at 07:21 PM JST - 24th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 11:22 AM JST - 21st April

Ben Hur

Shawshank Redemtion

Trainspotting

Fight Club

Star Wars IV (for it's techincal innovation)

Apocalypse Now

The Shining

I'll probably have a completely different list tomorrow, it depends on my current mood.

Posted in Name your 10 top movies of all time. at 11:22 AM JST - 21st April