conqueror_of_Uranus said...

conqueror_of_Uranus at 08:15 PM JST - 24th April

HAhahahah!

Yu haf beeen taahgeted foh tehrminashun!

Posted in Iran kicked out of defense show in Malaysia for exhibiting missile products at 08:15 PM JST - 24th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:53 PM JST - 24th April

The car looks like a Subaru Impreza WRC.

The cops will probably investigate as a speeding incident based on the car type.

namabiru4me, in Japan, all parties except pedestrian and cyclist are held responsible in a traffic accident.

Being rear ended at a red light usually results in a 98%vs2%…

Posted in 7 pedestrians injured, 1 critically, in Tokyo car-truck crash at 07:53 PM JST - 24th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 07:21 PM JST - 24th April

Although I'm usually neutral, I'm casting my lots in with the "No sympathy from me" crowd.

These women broke the law (twice) and reacted with about as much tact as a drunken Chris Farley.

Would they have reacted the same to Singaporean, Chinese, American, [insert country of choice here] cops?…

Posted in Roughed up by the cops in Shinjuku at 07:21 PM JST - 24th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 11:22 AM JST - 21st April

Ben Hur

Shawshank Redemtion

Trainspotting

Fight Club

Star Wars IV (for it's techincal innovation)

Apocalypse Now

The Shining

I'll probably have a completely different list tomorrow, it depends on my current mood.

Posted in Name your 10 top movies of all time. at 11:22 AM JST - 21st April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 11:13 AM JST - 21st April

There's a reason why the Toyota Land Cruiser is the vehicle of choice for Mujahadeens in the Middle East and drug cartel guerillas in South America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrk6vsb77xk&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc4Ksz3nHM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfZDtC9kjVk&feature=related

Posted in Which company or alliance makes the best cars? at 11:13 AM JST - 21st April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 01:05 AM JST - 17th April

The man is exactly right about China. The joke is that the US is also run by goons and thugs and what produces a lot of junk. Wonder if he would have enough of the round ones to say that on CNN.>

As long as the US go has been…

Posted in China demands apology from CNN after commentator calls Beijing 'bunch of goons and thugs' at 01:05 AM JST - 17th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 12:07 PM JST - 13th April

A specialized hammer (I'm serious) is used to check the bolts and nuts on wheels. I think it was called a "sonic tap" or something like that. The hammer works something like a tuning fork. It will not resonate if there are microscopic fractures in the metal or if the…

Posted in Truck owner raided over fatal accident caused by loose tire at 12:07 PM JST - 13th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 11:58 AM JST - 13th April

A 1 for 20 kill ratio in Vietnam was too shocking for the American public. Now a 1 for 140 kill ratio in Iraq is proving too much ot handle. If you support the war, get used to it. People die in war. If you oppose the war, don't use…

Posted in Bloodiest week this year for U.S. troops in Iraq at 11:58 AM JST - 13th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 05:09 PM JST - 11th April

Great, is he gonna ban bad hair days now?

Posted in Kimutaku to be prime minister in new drama at 05:09 PM JST - 11th April
conqueror_of_Uranus at 06:11 AM JST - 10th April

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!!!OXYMORON!!!

Posted in China says 953 detained after riots in Lhasa at 06:11 AM JST - 10th April