evil_robot said...

evil_robot at 02:55 PM JST - 11th May

I'm still wondering what fool built that airport so far from Tokyo. Every other major city in the world is at the most 1 hour from a major airport. Not only do you have to dish out 3,000 yen regardless of mode of transportation to get there one way, you…

Posted in Narita airport to send letters asking landowners to sell plots at 02:55 PM JST - 11th May
evil_robot at 09:21 AM JST - 7th May

Bambi! Nooo!!!

Posted in Yezo deer meat used for hamburgers in Hokkaido at 09:21 AM JST - 7th May
evil_robot at 04:34 PM JST - 6th May

I can hear the yakuza screaming at the Chinese embassy right now, out my window. Like a bunch of spoiled children, these people never grow up.

Posted in Hu calls for more trust, cooperation between China, Japan at 04:34 PM JST - 6th May
evil_robot at 10:39 AM JST - 5th May

As long as this country continues to charge it's people over 1 million yen just for child delivery and assure them that they will be rejected from 80% of the hospitals in their nearest city then things are going to continue like this until the end. Not to mention the…

Posted in Japan's child population sags to record low for 27th year in row at 10:39 AM JST - 5th May
evil_robot at 10:36 AM JST - 5th May

Of course he's gonna make new friends! Who doesn't wanna hang out with Hu?!

Posted in Hu says he is looking forward to making new friends on official visit to Japan at 10:36 AM JST - 5th May
evil_robot at 01:22 PM JST - 1st May

We have tons of people like this in America. These "speed eaters" who compete. What was the national news the other day? Worldwide food crisis? I'm so confused. Why can't we teleport these people to starving nations and make them stop!

Posted in 'Gal Sone' discloses secret of speed-eating at 01:22 PM JST - 1st May
evil_robot at 08:30 PM JST - 29th April

I think dropping the 24 hour thing is the smartest move. That would eliminate the sleepers and give the staff a rest. Nobody wants to be working at 3AM.

As well, the food is getting fancier, in a strange way. These places were better when they were known for simpler…

Posted in Family restaurants face uncertain future at 08:30 PM JST - 29th April
evil_robot at 10:41 AM JST - 29th April

Adding up to 10% to their air fare? Ha! Try adding up to 50% in addition to their air fare. Those lies you see printed in the travel ads stating "30,000 yen to Hong Kong!" always win up being 52,000 yen or something similar. If you want to leave this…

Posted in Young and bored during Golden Week at 10:41 AM JST - 29th April
evil_robot at 04:51 PM JST - 24th April

Sarge, it's cause they're using too much corn on their pizzas and not for their cows!

Posted in Butter supplies running short at supermarkets; price hikes planned at 04:51 PM JST - 24th April
evil_robot at 05:28 PM JST - 17th April

All due to biofuel, right? Lets burn all of our crops to fuel our SUVs, then complain that it's too expensive to produce food since all their crops are used up on biofuel. Nice job! As if butter wasn't already rediculously expensive in this country.

Posted in Meiji Dairies to raise butter prices in May at 05:28 PM JST - 17th April