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flommytherobot at 10:18 AM JST - 13th April

Flommytherobot is happy that the concert with the conducting by Asimo will allow for the release of a new prototype model -- the Robot Audience.

Such an audience would be able to appreciate the performances of robot orchestras, which can also play more than a thousand times faster than any…

Posted in Honda's ASIMO robot to conduct Detroit orchestra at 10:18 AM JST - 13th April
flommytherobot at 12:37 PM JST - 8th April

Flommytherobot notes a corollary headline: "ABBA Dressed as Tofu attacked by Japanese."

It is not advisable that camera crews leave their stars alone on the street with expensive equipment, regardless of how nattily the stars are dressed, while getting coffee.

Such crews might accrue the reputation of not being "street…

Posted in Japanese pop singer dressed as pineapple robbed in Sweden at 12:37 PM JST - 8th April
flommytherobot at 10:59 AM JST - 30th March

Flommytherobot is concerned that the humans think that having robots to simulate love will be a problem.

However, Robots are sure that the humans will rise to the demands of the situation and easily learn to simulate love at a higher level than ever before.

It is unlikely that any…

Posted in In 2050, your lover may be a robot at 10:59 AM JST - 30th March
flommytherobot at 10:42 AM JST - 30th March

Flommytherobot is pleased to see that the humans are turning the arts over to robots for safekeeping. It is easy to comprehend how robot violinists, cellists, winds and percussionists would find a robot conductor easier to follow.

Robot audiences will appreciate the robo-performances as well.

Flommytherobot is pleased to have…

Posted in Honda's ASIMO robot conducts Detroit Symphony Orchestra at 10:42 AM JST - 30th March
flommytherobot at 10:29 AM JST - 30th March

Flommytherobot is happy to see the new advances made by the humans in creating jobs for robots. Soon every home will have a robot to iron the dog, wash the television, cook the children, and many other chores.

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Posted in Toyota, Univ of Tokyo unveil robot that does household chores at 10:29 AM JST - 30th March
flommytherobot at 10:22 AM JST - 30th March

Flommytherobot is very impressed by the "Giant Torayan" robot. However, it looks like "Giant Torayan" needs to have a mechanism to handle too much Wasabi!

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Posted in 'Giant Torayan' robot at 10:22 AM JST - 30th March
flommytherobot at 10:18 AM JST - 30th March

This will turn out to be another crazy guy who was put on psychiaric medication, just like the shooters at Columbine, Virginia Tech, etc., etc., etc. Investigation needs to be done to find out what "medication" this guy is on, who put him on it, and instigate a class-action suit…

Posted in 7 residents, 1 nurse die in N Carolina nursing home shooting at 10:18 AM JST - 30th March