motown said...

motown at 01:17 PM JST - 15th May

It's just a shame that the swans weren't with their young, (too early in the season), as I understand that parent birds can be extremely aggressive and can break a man's thigh with their wings. My suggestion is that these boys be put in a pen with a large, angry…

Posted in Two teenagers accused of killing 8 swans in Ibaraki lake at 01:17 PM JST - 15th May
motown at 12:26 PM JST - 15th May

Their new Cheese Katsu Burger is actually fairly tasty. Haven't tried their new Matcha Oreo Cookie MacFlurrie yet. Should I?

There must be easier ways to shuffle off this mortal coil!

Posted in McDonald's Japan ups 2008 net profit estimate at 12:26 PM JST - 15th May
motown at 01:59 PM JST - 14th May

"Are gas-sprays forbidden in Japan? I know it sounds weird, but the right type, can knock out any of these jerks."

I think pepper spray or mace is available as are tazers and extending batons that fit in the palm of your hand. I've seen them in Akihorrible. Why they…

Posted in Woman, two minors arrested for confining, fatally assaulting teen at 01:59 PM JST - 14th May
motown at 01:54 PM JST - 14th May

They are very cute. I wonder which one is being ostracised?

Posted in Schoolgirls at 01:54 PM JST - 14th May
motown at 10:35 PM JST - 13th May

According to the newspaper, the popos GAVE him the lighter and the ciggies despite NOT being in one of the smoking rooms of the station. They are sure to be reprimanded for not moving him to a smoking area first.

Posted in Cops under fire for giving cigarette, lighter to kerosene-soaked man at 10:35 PM JST - 13th May
motown at 10:20 PM JST - 13th May

lucky Sly didn't step on the wee t*rd and then scrape him off his shoe.

Posted in Boxer Koki Kameda meets Stallone at 10:20 PM JST - 13th May
motown at 10:19 PM JST - 13th May

Nasty wee crime that. The poor guy will be traumatised, especially if he is asked to do night shift again. I hope they catch the cowardly scum who did this.

Posted in Assistant stationmaster stabbed at Kintetsu's Kuwana Station at 10:19 PM JST - 13th May
motown at 07:02 PM JST - 13th May

Apparently the Popos GAVE him the lighter and a pack of ciggies 'cos he kept whining on about needing a smoke. He got smoked all right!

Posted in Cops under fire for giving cigarette, lighter to kerosene-soaked man at 07:02 PM JST - 13th May
motown at 10:58 AM JST - 13th May

Lucky Sly didn't step on the little punk and then scrape him off his shoe.

Posted in Boxer Koki Kameda meets Stallone at 10:58 AM JST - 13th May
motown at 06:04 PM JST - 12th May

Lucky Sly didn't step on him and then scrape him off his shoe.

Posted in Boxer Koki Kameda meets Stallone at 06:04 PM JST - 12th May