noirgaijin said...

noirgaijin at 03:02 PM JST - 9th March

In the words of many of my Japanese friend's broken English "Go home shi- masu."

Posted in Father of 13-year-old Filipino girl detained over illegal stay at 03:02 PM JST - 9th March
noirgaijin at 08:13 AM JST - 9th March

Be careful folks, I got reprimand for not being more familiar with J-celebs in the past by JT commenters. But I agree, who is she and why is the article written as though she is someone POPULAR?

Posted in Globetrotting pop idol Rieko recounts tumultuous trips to 54 countries at 08:13 AM JST - 9th March
noirgaijin at 11:31 AM JST - 6th March

Beelzebub, I gave it my best shot! I got C in creative writing.

Posted in Four injured after 10 men brawl in Saitama family restaurant at 11:31 AM JST - 6th March
noirgaijin at 11:29 AM JST - 6th March

Safe to say this will not be a global tour

Posted in Tanimura's legendary band Alice to start 1st tour in 28 years at 11:29 AM JST - 6th March
noirgaijin at 01:46 PM JST - 5th March

I saw the commerical, he should have held on to his day job!

Posted in Hideo Nomo appears in TV commercials for air conditioners at 01:46 PM JST - 5th March
noirgaijin at 01:37 PM JST - 5th March

There once was a man from Saitma

Who met up with some dudes from Hayama

They got into a brawl in a Gusto Bar

That lead to destruction of someone's Car

Did I mentioned this happened in Saitama

Posted in Four injured after 10 men brawl in Saitama family restaurant at 01:37 PM JST - 5th March
noirgaijin at 10:32 AM JST - 5th March

For some reason I have a vision of her kneeling and bowing until her forehead touches the floor in a bunny outfit

Posted in Ai Tominaga denies tabloid report on her 'divorce' at 10:32 AM JST - 5th March
noirgaijin at 07:21 AM JST - 5th March

When will the winners of other colors in the spectrum be chosen? Absolutely silly title!

Posted in Koyuki chosen as 'most attractive person with white skin' at 07:21 AM JST - 5th March
noirgaijin at 07:15 AM JST - 5th March

Hazardous to ones brain when not using brain while riding

Posted in Study finds riding motorcycles useful for brain training at 07:15 AM JST - 5th March
noirgaijin at 07:13 AM JST - 5th March

Scary when they never grow out of this phase in their life and continue to dress this way well into thier 40s, yuck! Bottom right is not that bad.

Posted in Marui shop attendants at 07:13 AM JST - 5th March