plasticmonkey said...

plasticmonkey at 10:49 AM JST - 4th November

I'd like to see Cheney on the mound...

Posted in Bush throws out first pitch at Game 3 of Japan Series at 10:49 AM JST - 4th November
plasticmonkey at 10:46 AM JST - 4th November

I didn't know this center had teeth. Or is the headline simply a sloppy mixed-metaphor?

Posted in Bureaucrats pulled teeth from center for controlling 'amakudari' at 10:46 AM JST - 4th November
plasticmonkey at 01:42 PM JST - 3rd November

Takagaki added that she hopes to design jewelry for dogs in the near future.

How dare she drag dogs down to the level of Shibuya girls!

Posted in Reiko Takagaki’s Christmas to go to the dogs at 01:42 PM JST - 3rd November
plasticmonkey at 09:48 AM JST - 3rd November

Do they know what a scumbag Karzai is? Do they even read the news?

Posted in Japan welcomes reelection of Karzai as Afghan president at 09:48 AM JST - 3rd November
plasticmonkey at 09:40 AM JST - 3rd November

Sounds like a great way to enjoy your meal.

Posted in Gov't study group advocates chewing food 30 times at 09:40 AM JST - 3rd November
plasticmonkey at 04:06 PM JST - 1st November

Great idea. I estimate about 20,000,000 packs are sold in a day. Raising the tax by 300 yen per pack would yield 6 billion yen in tax revenue per day.

Posted in Tobacco tax could be raised to 'levels in Europe': health minister at 04:06 PM JST - 1st November
plasticmonkey at 06:49 AM JST - 29th October

Wow, how creative. Surprised they didn't slap an egg on it.

Posted in Quarter Pounder back for seconds at 06:49 AM JST - 29th October
plasticmonkey at 12:22 PM JST - 28th October

Why no name? Usually all personal details of the suspect are hung out on the line before the media crucifixion. She must have connections in high places . . .

Posted in 4 men die mysteriously after associating with woman arrested for marriage fraud at 12:22 PM JST - 28th October
plasticmonkey at 12:16 PM JST - 28th October

The old airline designs were much cooler than nowadays. Pan Am, BOAC, Braniff, etc. Only a handful of good designs left, notably Air France and Singapore. The modern ANA is just plain boring.

Posted in ANA Mohican jet returns to skies after 20 years at 12:16 PM JST - 28th October
plasticmonkey at 08:09 AM JST - 28th October

Why not raise the age to reflect reality?

Posted in Minister hints at shelving bill on lowering legal adult age at 08:09 AM JST - 28th October