plasticmonkey said...

plasticmonkey at 06:43 AM JST - 29th June

I want to dress up in a costume resembling curry rice

yes, every man's fantasy

Posted in Mariko Shinoda to visit homes in nurse attire at 06:43 AM JST - 29th June
plasticmonkey at 10:32 AM JST - 25th June

Whale watching in Japan more profitable than whaling

Or you can do both.

Posted in Whale watching in Japan more profitable than whaling: report at 10:32 AM JST - 25th June
plasticmonkey at 05:36 PM JST - 10th June

Featuring a low-slung waistband to allow one to ritually disembowel oneself without removing one's underpants.

Posted in Samurai underwear proving soft touch for female gift-givers at 05:36 PM JST - 10th June
plasticmonkey at 10:24 PM JST - 4th June

Courts make laws and deliver verdicts, but they need to enforce them thereafter.

teleprompter, yup, thems with the big guns gonna deliver justice, Cheney style!

Posted in Cheney's secret briefings on interrogations raise new questions at 10:24 PM JST - 4th June
plasticmonkey at 10:14 PM JST - 19th May

someday all politics will be this way . . .

Posted in 'Most beautiful' politician fed up with all the attention at 10:14 PM JST - 19th May
plasticmonkey at 06:52 AM JST - 15th May

. . . and for God's sake, brush your teeth at least once a week!

Posted in Stress causes bad breath epidemic at 06:52 AM JST - 15th May
plasticmonkey at 09:22 PM JST - 7th May

Howard says the world needs both faith and science.

Opie steers his boat safely down the center . . .

Posted in Angels & Demons at 09:22 PM JST - 7th May
plasticmonkey at 09:26 PM JST - 23rd April

How could anybody who's encouraging people to buy new TVs and watch more often run around drunk and naked in the park? He did a big disservice to the TV business.

Posted in SMAP member Kusanagi arrested for stripping naked in Tokyo park at 09:26 PM JST - 23rd April
plasticmonkey at 08:59 PM JST - 22nd April

Will the mayor bow and apologize for causing trouble because prosecutors interpreted his actions as taking bribes? Will the judge suspend his sentence because the defendant showed remorse and has already paid his debt to society by having lost his mayorship?

Posted in Chiba mayor arrested over bribery at 08:59 PM JST - 22nd April
plasticmonkey at 09:18 AM JST - 22nd April

Of course old Dick would say info was gained. He had a hand in approving waterboarding.

Posted in Obama open to torture prosecution; Cheney says U.S. gained info from interrogations at 09:18 AM JST - 22nd April