space_monkey said...

space_monkey at 10:39 PM JST - 6th June

He just wants to save money by reducing US military spending. His speech = please stop trying to kill us so we don't have to spend any more money killing you first.

Posted in What did you think of U.S. President Barack Obama's speech to the Muslim world? at 10:39 PM JST - 6th June
space_monkey at 07:14 PM JST - 2nd June

Put all your dirty dishes on your bed. Wrap them all up with your sheets and put them in the washing machine. Was sheets and dirty dishes at the same time. Spin dry baby, spin dry.

Posted in Whose turn to dry the dishes? at 07:14 PM JST - 2nd June
space_monkey at 07:11 PM JST - 2nd June

consecutively or with intermittent periods? singular or plural?

Posted in Marie, at AIDS awareness concert, says she has sex five times a day at 07:11 PM JST - 2nd June
space_monkey at 07:01 PM JST - 2nd June

Its worse than that, each key card also can get refused at certain ATM's. Its hit an miss all across japan to get any money.

Posted in Visa launches Tokyo Shopping Guide at 07:01 PM JST - 2nd June
space_monkey at 07:44 AM JST - 30th May

I'd date her!

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space_monkey at 08:42 PM JST - 29th May

I was teaching a course at Kobe uni and the professor I was helping never listened to anything I said. He took all his students overseas to another university and the head professor said to all 40 students and the 3 Japanese professors that their speeches were childish. Classic. I…

Posted in Tokyo university gives away iPhones to nab truants via GPS at 08:42 PM JST - 29th May
space_monkey at 07:23 PM JST - 27th May

About time. I wish the Japanese would enlist the help of Crocop to run a team down there with big sticks and beat the hell out of them one night, film the whole thing and put it on youtube. Or simply put some street camera's up, film them harassing people…

Posted in Cleanup at 07:23 PM JST - 27th May
space_monkey at 09:08 PM JST - 19th May

The dog.

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space_monkey at 09:39 AM JST - 19th May

Three rules for dating Japanese chicks: 1. Don't fall in love 2. Believe nothing 3. Get them to pay (optional)

Posted in What are some first-date mistakes to avoid? at 09:39 AM JST - 19th May
space_monkey at 09:33 AM JST - 19th May

I dumped all my girlfriends!!

Posted in What measures are you taking to avoid catching the new flu virus? at 09:33 AM JST - 19th May